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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #285 on: July 22, 2017, 08:40:53 AM »
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #286 on: July 22, 2017, 06:15:21 PM »
Jo Stephens MP

"Welcome news but shame @BootsUK responded the morning after..... "

https://twitter.com/JoStevensLabour/status/888532962685440002
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #287 on: September 18, 2017, 04:58:38 PM »
Mark Kermode on Microsoft's latest fiasco:

"Dear @Outlook - Hotmail has been down for several hours, but I've clearly missed all the helpful info you've obviously put on Twitter ..."

https://twitter.com/KermodeMovie/status/909760909320519680
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #288 on: September 30, 2017, 09:44:59 AM »
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And finally, Ellie, that Labour slogan “For the Many not the Few”? They’re not talking about the good things in life, they’re talking about SHIT.


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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #289 on: September 30, 2017, 09:49:19 AM »
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I don’t think anyone ever accounts for people who do surveys and vox pops. It’s generally people with time on their hands. Blokes who are balls deep in supermodel pussy aren’t going to be on yougov

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #290 on: September 30, 2017, 10:25:37 AM »
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I don’t think anyone ever accounts for people who do surveys and vox pops. It’s generally people with time on their hands. Blokes who are balls deep in supermodel pussy aren’t going to be on yougov

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #291 on: October 08, 2017, 10:58:23 AM »
Clooney responding to Trump talking of a Hollywood elite:

Here’s the thing: I grew up in Kentucky. I sold insurance door-to-door. I sold ladies’ shoes. I worked at an all-night liquor store. I would buy suits that were too big and too long and cut the bottom of the pants off to make ties so I’d have a tie to go on job interviews. I grew up understanding what it was like to not have health insurance for eight years. So this idea that I’m somehow the “Hollywood elite” and this guy who takes a shit in a gold toilet is somehow the man of the people is laughable. . .

"I just look at it and I laugh when I see him say 'Hollywood elite,'" he said. "Hollywood elite? I don’t have a star on Hollywood Boulevard, Donald Trump has a star on Hollywood Boulevard! Fuck you!"


https://www.salon.com/2017/09/26/george-clooney-donald-trump/
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #292 on: October 14, 2017, 08:12:30 PM »
Conversation in car about tricky situations.

Vicars daughter from back seat: "in any emergency the first thing I'd do would be to put on a pair of knickers."  eeek: eeek:
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #293 on: October 14, 2017, 08:47:56 PM »
Conversation in car about tricky situations.

Vicars daughter from back seat: "in any emergency the first thing I'd do would be to put on a pair of knickers."  eeek: eeek:

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #294 on: October 14, 2017, 09:11:17 PM »
Conversation in car about tricky situations.

Vicars daughter from back seat: "in any emergency the first thing I'd do would be to put on a pair of knickers."  eeek: eeek:
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #295 on: October 16, 2017, 02:26:07 PM »
Conversation in car about tricky situations.

Vicars daughter from back seat: "in any emergency the first thing I'd do would be to put on a pair of knickers."  eeek: eeek:

While it sounds like she usually knows exactly what to say to derail your train of thought that one takes the cake. You'll never look at her in the same way again.  lol:
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #296 on: October 16, 2017, 02:36:45 PM »
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #297 on: October 16, 2017, 02:59:26 PM »
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Yep, she shows all the signs of having known you for a while...  whistle:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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« Reply #298 on: October 16, 2017, 03:01:52 PM »
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Yep, she shows all the signs of having known you for a while...  whistle:

Since she was an egg  cloud9:
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #299 on: October 16, 2017, 03:03:59 PM »
Large amount of alcohol - check
Cigarettes - check
Look of barely restrained madness in eye - check

Yep, she shows all the signs of having known you for a while...  whistle:

Since she was an egg  cloud9:

Her sanity is clearly a lost cause then...  lol:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.