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Re: Funeral buffets
« Reply #45 on: May 13, 2016, 04:57:25 PM »
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Re: Funeral buffets
« Reply #46 on: May 13, 2016, 04:58:16 PM »
noooo:

What sort of bleddy funeral was it...?   noooo:
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Re: Funeral buffets
« Reply #47 on: May 13, 2016, 05:00:04 PM »
They had pots of tea too :thumbsup:
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Re: Funeral buffets
« Reply #48 on: May 13, 2016, 05:04:59 PM »
They had pots of tea too :thumbsup:

No beer???  eeek:
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Re: Funeral buffets
« Reply #49 on: May 13, 2016, 05:14:48 PM »
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Re: Funeral buffets
« Reply #50 on: May 13, 2016, 07:09:34 PM »
a propos of not much, if you ever need a funeral buffet organised near Woking then the Rowbarge does a cracking one.  No hedgehogs but brilliant sarnies and definitely more sausage than roll
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Re: Funeral buffets
« Reply #51 on: May 13, 2016, 07:15:16 PM »
a propos of not much, if you ever need a funeral buffet organised near Woking then the Rowbarge does a cracking one.  No hedgehogs but brilliant sarnies and definitely more sausage than roll
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Re: Funeral buffets
« Reply #52 on: May 13, 2016, 07:17:25 PM »
I spoke to the deceased's widow, as you do. SHe claimed not to know me. I only saw her last week  evil:

Come to think of it, I did a little leaving do for my team at Scunthorpe a year ago at my regular hotel. ALl they could offer was the "Funeral Buffet". It was quite good  :thumbsup:
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Re: Funeral buffets
« Reply #53 on: May 13, 2016, 07:30:31 PM »
a propos of not much, if you ever need a funeral buffet organised near Woking then the Rowbarge does a cracking one.  No hedgehogs but brilliant sarnies and definitely more sausage than roll
:thumbsup:
I shall send one of the serfs to die in Surrey right away.
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They may even have rent a stiff services there  horn:
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Re: Funeral buffets
« Reply #54 on: May 13, 2016, 07:31:24 PM »
YOu just can't get the stiff nowadays.



























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Re: Funeral buffets
« Reply #55 on: May 14, 2016, 04:00:25 PM »
YOu just can't get the stiff nowadays.



























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You speak for yourself (there are some little blue tablets that may help you).  Some of us don't have a problem finding a stiff, not that I am into necrophilia you understand.

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Re: Funeral buffets
« Reply #56 on: July 14, 2017, 08:08:17 PM »
Packed with dodgy sausage rolls and similar noooo:

Collapso time  :thumbsup:
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