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Offline Nick

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Budgie Funerals
« on: April 16, 2012, 05:24:36 PM »
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Re: Budgie Funerals
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2012, 05:33:52 PM »
Well, to be logical about this, first off: will it be an interment or a cremation? You know, burned or buried (only one letter different).

Then you have the issues of denomination: that's a whole other can of worms and could affect the first point. For instance, if sikh, then, AIUI, it's a burning, no argument.

Then we have the wake - or, rather, do we have one or not?

It's all so complicated- but I'll be sure to look out for the little fella on the spirit plane, and, if I see him, I'll enquire as to his preferences - or her as the case may be - that is something which I don't believe was ever established.

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Re: Budgie Funerals
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2012, 06:16:33 PM »
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Re: Budgie Funerals
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2012, 08:38:49 PM »
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Re: Budgie Funerals
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2012, 08:43:21 PM »
Hang on...what's that...

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