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Nick visits the House of Commons
« on: December 14, 2011, 01:45:26 PM »
Today our Nick is off to a reception at the House. In preparation he had his suit cleaned and before setting off to Winchester to see his Sister he collected his suit from the cleaners and hung it in the back of his car. This morning he got suit out of car, carefully washed and talced himself, removed the plastic cleaner's bag from the suit and got dressed. The suit trousers will not do up and are so short that they end just below his knees. The jacket sleeves end at about his elbows. He has in fact been given the wrong suit!

He has just phoned me from Winchester station where he is buying a ticket for London and is attending the reception at the HoC ~ he is wearing his BiL's New Blazer with shiny brass buttons and a pair of borrowed trousers.

I have his permission to publish this humiliation.  happy002
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Re: Nick visits the House of Commons
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2011, 01:48:40 PM »
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Re: Nick visits the House of Commons
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2011, 02:04:44 PM »
Quote from: Nick
What could possibly go wrong?

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Re: Nick visits the House of Commons
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2011, 02:18:39 PM »
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Re: Nick visits the House of Commons
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2011, 03:40:28 PM »
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Re: Nick visits the House of Commons
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2011, 05:31:11 PM »
I hope he remembered to remove anything incriminating from BIL's jacket.  whistle:
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Re: Nick visits the House of Commons
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2011, 09:05:49 PM »
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Re: Nick visits the House of Commons
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2011, 09:30:00 PM »
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Re: Nick visits the House of Commons
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2011, 10:04:16 PM »
I looked like an idiot  evil:
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Re: Nick visits the House of Commons
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2011, 10:19:04 PM »
I looked like an idiot  evil:

That's 'cus you ARE a friggin' idiot, class/grade A 1 * merit. whistle:

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Re: Nick visits the House of Commons
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2011, 10:26:07 PM »
I looked like an idiot  evil:

You should have shouted, you could have borrowed one of mine. Mind you, you'd have had to of let it out a bit  whistle:
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Re: Nick visits the House of Commons
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2011, 10:38:19 PM »
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I have already had to call Trading Standards to check out the legal deal on getting my own suit back OR getting it replaced. I expect a battle tomorrow, especially as the Dry Cleanig place is run by Rastafarians  scared2:
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Re: Nick visits the House of Commons
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2011, 10:50:54 PM »
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I have already had to call Trading Standards to check out the legal deal on getting my own suit back OR getting it replaced. I expect a battle tomorrow, especially as the Dry Cleanig place is run by Rastafarians  scared2:

They obviously placed the wrong ticket on the wrong garment you unbelievably thick dork. Banghead

Didn't you think to have a quick peek at it before you left the shop you loon? ::)

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« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2011, 10:55:18 PM »
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Re: Nick visits the House of Commons
« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2011, 10:57:24 PM »