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Title: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 24, 2010, 05:48:22 PM
Since we have threads full of music that we like I thought that it would be worth starting a thread for the godawful rackets we have come across as well.

To start you off I give you Carla Bruni butchering Absolute Beginners.  :lalalala

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVVwnZZ2IjU&feature=player_embedded#!
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: Bar Wench on September 25, 2010, 09:42:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/v/RFzyYYZsxGc?fs=1&hl=en_GB

This is one that has always got me running for the ear plugs
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2010, 11:10:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCPSh47gHz8

One of the supervisors where I used to work would play this over and over again until the CD had an unfortunate 'accident'  whistle:
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: Just One More on September 26, 2010, 06:14:37 AM
Even without clicking on that link, I have the bloody earworm..... MacDonalds, MacDonalds......
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 26, 2010, 06:29:56 PM
Even without clicking on that link, I have the bloody earworm..... MacDonalds, MacDonalds......

I figured it would be Miss D, Nick or BM that happened to.  lol:
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 26, 2010, 11:25:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j5x_k1Ulyk&feature=related

 noooo:
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2011, 11:09:57 PM
Watching Have I Got News For You on Dave, they've just played Jordan and Peter Andre butchering some song.





My ears really are bleeding now  Yargh:
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 13, 2011, 09:33:57 PM
This seems to be playing everybleedinwhere at the moment

Nicola Roberts - Lucky Day (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN39CQW3Tqw#ws)

 :lalalala
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: Just One More on October 10, 2011, 06:26:29 PM
The original was bad enough... but

Ukrainian Polka Band Plays "Hot N Cold" by Katy Perry (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcoekyMCWzg#)
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 07, 2011, 11:34:22 PM
They just played a clip of this on Russell Howard's Good News Bad News:

Frankie Cocozza has a bash at The Clash - The X Factor 2011 Live Show 4 - itv.com/xfactor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox3_CsYGRLU#noexternalembed-ws)

Any fans of the Clash are advised to leave now.  noooo:
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 19, 2012, 07:34:10 PM
They play music on the sales floor at work and the selection seems a tad.......interesting at times but there is obviously some shite x factor covers album in there somewhere. I'm not sure what is worse, that I remember the originals from when I was in school (Summer of '69 &Eye of the Tiger) or that they are shockingly shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite.   noooo:
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2012, 06:37:12 PM
Todays office torture musical playlist had these three playing in sequence every 4 or 5 songs.

L-U-V Madonna Y-O-U you wanna (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQVH9jJVUbE#)

M.I.A - Paper Planes (official video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgoS9IHh1dY#)

hey, i just met you and this is crazy.♫ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N91nVJCQmateY#ws)

 Yargh:

Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2014, 10:47:57 PM
I'd heard earlier that the Chuckle Brothers had released a (c)rap single and unfortunately for me, curiosity took hold  eeek:

All I can say is W.......T.......F??

Tinchy Stryder & The Chuckle Brothers | To Me, To You (Bruv) [Music Video]: SBTV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBtd3H3Qdi8#ws)
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: apc2010 on October 28, 2014, 10:49:59 PM
I'd heard earlier that the Chuckle Brothers had released a (c)rap single and unfortunately for me, curiosity took hold  eeek:

All I can say is W.......T.......F??

Tinchy Stryder & The Chuckle Brothers | To Me, To You (Bruv) [Music Video]: SBTV ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBtd3H3Qdi8#ws[/url])


Not clicking......... noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2014, 10:52:44 PM
In all honesty I'd listen to it just before you had to go out and DJ because it won't matter what shite they ask you to play it will sound a hell of a lot better than that.  noooo:
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: apc2010 on October 28, 2014, 10:53:56 PM
In all honesty I'd listen to it just before you had to go out and DJ because it won't matter what shite they ask you to play it will sound a hell of a lot better than that.  noooo:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2014, 11:01:52 PM
Trust me, it is THAT bad  lol:
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 17, 2015, 10:25:46 PM
WTF??  eeek: Kung fu, nazis, dinosaurs and giant vikings? Either they have been smoking something or BM has done something to the booze here...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3044077/Hoff-head-David-Hasselhoff-releases-bizarre-80s-themed-music-video-featuring-kung-fu-fighting-flying-dinosaurs-Hitler.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3044077/Hoff-head-David-Hasselhoff-releases-bizarre-80s-themed-music-video-featuring-kung-fu-fighting-flying-dinosaurs-Hitler.html)
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2015, 11:38:58 PM
Christ, if I heard an animal sounding like that I'd take it to the vets to be put out of its misery  eeek: eeek:

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcQPftzvYPE#)
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2015, 10:50:34 PM
Oh god my ears are bleeding, oh god my eyes they burn...  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3153203/26-stone-pop-star-Snowflake-wears-Britney-Spears-transparent-sequin-body-stocking-launch-single.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3153203/26-stone-pop-star-Snowflake-wears-Britney-Spears-transparent-sequin-body-stocking-launch-single.html)
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: Steve on July 08, 2015, 11:07:19 PM
Oh god my ears are bleeding, oh god my eyes they burn...  eeek: eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3153203/26-stone-pop-star-Snowflake-wears-Britney-Spears-transparent-sequin-body-stocking-launch-single.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3153203/26-stone-pop-star-Snowflake-wears-Britney-Spears-transparent-sequin-body-stocking-launch-single.html[/url])

Oh god that's a  sick2: sick2: sick2:

She thinks she's a desirable femme fatale but anyone would have trouble finding the right crease

But why should only you and me suffer that image?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F07%2F08%2F09%2F2A5409C300000578-3153203-image-a-1_1436343123631.jpg&hash=33c829c3e5dbd7665538d3d9cae71972)
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2015, 11:08:52 PM
Less a snowflake more a bloody avalanche  lol:
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: Steve on July 08, 2015, 11:11:35 PM
Less a snowflake more a bloody avalanche  lol:
happy001
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: Steve on July 08, 2015, 11:13:19 PM
As the song goes

If she was the only 'girl' in the world
and I was the only boy . . .




 . . the human race would die out
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2016, 03:50:07 PM
A choir for the tone deaf...  :lalalala

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3476478/Cover-ears-Woman-forms-choir-people-tone-deaf-bad-make-cut.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3476478/Cover-ears-Woman-forms-choir-people-tone-deaf-bad-make-cut.html)
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: apc2010 on March 04, 2016, 03:51:20 PM
A choir for the tone deaf...  :lalalala

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3476478/Cover-ears-Woman-forms-choir-people-tone-deaf-bad-make-cut.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3476478/Cover-ears-Woman-forms-choir-people-tone-deaf-bad-make-cut.html[/url])


Not clicking ////// noooo:
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2016, 03:54:31 PM
A choir for the tone deaf...  :lalalala

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3476478/Cover-ears-Woman-forms-choir-people-tone-deaf-bad-make-cut.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3476478/Cover-ears-Woman-forms-choir-people-tone-deaf-bad-make-cut.html[/url])


Not clicking ////// noooo:


 noooo:
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2016, 04:21:06 PM
That's fine guys, I'll teach Misty how to set the track for your ringtones....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: apc2010 on March 04, 2016, 05:00:15 PM
That's fine guys, I'll teach Misty how to set the track for your ringtones....  eveilgrin:

Ringtones ....... ;D  do you know how old my phone is ..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2016, 11:56:32 PM
Ok I'll teach Misty how to set it for the email and windows start/end sounds. That will be far more irritating as they can't be cut off till they finish...  Sinister:
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: apc2010 on March 05, 2016, 12:13:53 AM
Ok I'll teach Misty how to set it for the email and windows start/end sounds. That will be far more irritating as they can't be cut off till they finish...  Sinister:

 evil:
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2016, 12:34:38 AM
Did the windows startup theme one to a colleague once to teach him to lock his laptop when he left it (company security policy and grounds for one hell of a bollocking if you didn't).

Poor bugger had no idea until he was about to do a presentation to senior management and switches on his laptop to find Alvin and the Chipmunks singing Bad Day.  whistle:
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 22, 2016, 11:54:51 PM
Was emailled a link to this earlier, someone is going to pay for sending me such utter shite.  evil:

http://youtu.be/ou72cXcBJmY (http://youtu.be/ou72cXcBJmY)

I'm half convinced that's call me Dave in drag trying to appeal to the yoof.  noooo:
Title: Re: Oh God My Ears Are Bleeding
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2017, 04:32:16 PM
What the hell happened to the Gorillaz? I remember earlier tracks being pretty good but this is just painful.  :lalalala

http://youtu.be/5d3yeszApV81 (http://youtu.be/5d3yeszApV81)