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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: My brilliant new invention
« Reply #15 on: September 30, 2014, 04:23:11 PM »
Woodstock tells me she knew a bloke who tried to impress the gerls at Durham University by buying a traction engine  eeek:

Wouldn't surprise me, there are some odd buggers in Durham  noooo:
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Re: My brilliant new invention
« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2014, 09:28:49 AM »
Did it work?

I bet they were dead chuffed.
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Re: My brilliant new invention
« Reply #17 on: October 02, 2014, 09:30:07 AM »
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Re: My brilliant new invention
« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2014, 05:51:23 PM »
Acting on advice I have just spoken to the producer of Top Gear. He is interested  whistle: whistle:
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Re: My brilliant new invention
« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2014, 06:49:44 PM »
Acting on advice I have just spoken to the producer of Top Gear. He is interested  whistle: whistle:

And now for a new feature on Top Gear, the mad inventor. Some say that he can make animals explode just by touching them, and that he can turns invisible whenever he sees a waitresses. All we know is, he's called The Gimp.  whistle:
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Re: My brilliant new invention
« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2014, 06:51:54 PM »
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Re: My brilliant new invention
« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2014, 07:28:58 PM »
Acting on advice I have just spoken to the producer of Top Gear. He is interested  whistle: whistle:

And now for a new feature on Top Gear, the mad inventor. Some say that he can make animals explode just by touching them, and that he can turns invisible whenever he sees a waitresses. All we know is, he's called The Gimp.  whistle:
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Re: My brilliant new invention
« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2014, 10:54:55 PM »
I could actually hear Jeremy Clarkson saying it as I was typing  lol:
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Re: My brilliant new invention
« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2014, 10:58:18 PM »
I could actually hear Jeremy Clarkson saying it as I was typing  lol:
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I can hear him talking about the slope in BM's garage
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Re: My brilliant new invention
« Reply #25 on: October 04, 2014, 06:21:48 AM »
I could actually hear Jeremy Clarkson saying it as I was typing  lol:
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I can hear him talking about the slope in BM's garage

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Re: My brilliant new invention
« Reply #26 on: December 01, 2014, 05:37:04 PM »
Woodstock tells me she knew a bloke who tried to impress the gerls at Durham University by buying a traction engine  eeek:

Good for pulling I'd have thought . . .     whistle:
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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« Reply #27 on: December 01, 2014, 05:38:15 PM »
He lives  cloud9:
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Re: My brilliant new invention
« Reply #28 on: December 01, 2014, 05:58:38 PM »
Dead man walking he is - a bit like a ghost you say . . .
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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