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Re: Collapso O'Clock
« Reply #780 on: December 27, 2017, 04:09:49 PM »
Was given a bottle of spicy tomato juice and a bottle of voddy among my presents. Think almost bloody Mary's are on the cards when I get back from work.  rubschin:

I get worse as I get older  angel1

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Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Collapso O'Clock
« Reply #781 on: December 27, 2017, 04:11:09 PM »
Tomorrow will be dangerous  eveilgrin:  especially as we are meeting at Wandsworth Common  whistle: scared2:
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Re: Collapso O'Clock
« Reply #782 on: December 27, 2017, 04:13:45 PM »
You are meeting Nod on Wandsworth common.......?  rubschin:


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Re: Collapso O'Clock
« Reply #783 on: December 27, 2017, 04:13:54 PM »
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Re: Collapso O'Clock
« Reply #784 on: December 27, 2017, 04:16:38 PM »
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Why am I not surprised, given their advanced age the dangerous brothers had to have been losing their marbles for years. It explains so much...  rubschin:
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Re: Collapso O'Clock
« Reply #785 on: December 27, 2017, 04:21:40 PM »
You have much to look forward to. Look at Mr Darwin, sir .......... :thumbsup:
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Re: Collapso O'Clock
« Reply #786 on: December 27, 2017, 05:07:19 PM »
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Why am I not surprised, given their advanced age the dangerous brothers had to have been losing their marbles for years. It explains so much...  rubschin:

I got marbles in a Christmas cracker this year!  :thumbsup:
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Re: Collapso O'Clock
« Reply #787 on: December 27, 2017, 05:08:08 PM »
Have you lost them yet?
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Re: Collapso O'Clock
« Reply #788 on: December 27, 2017, 05:08:53 PM »
Have you lost them yet?

I think LL has put them away...  redface:
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Re: Collapso O'Clock
« Reply #789 on: December 27, 2017, 05:09:46 PM »
Never to be seen again  noooo: noooo:
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Re: Collapso O'Clock
« Reply #790 on: December 27, 2017, 07:29:18 PM »
Never to be seen again  noooo: noooo:

Prolly not...  noooo:

We were out walking the dogs on Xmas Eve and found a Christmas card addressed to the local Gayers lying in the gutter... The card, not the gayers...  noooo:

So we take it home and laters on Xmas Day we see them coming home from the pub pissed and prolly heading home for a good bumming like and mention that we have acquired an card addressed to their good selves which is designed to commemorate the coming of the Christ child and mince pies and everything...

So they come past today to collect the aforementioned commemorative card...

BM: Where did you put that card for the gayers...?
LL: I chucked it in the bin
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Re: Collapso O'Clock
« Reply #791 on: December 27, 2017, 07:38:10 PM »
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Re: Collapso O'Clock
« Reply #792 on: December 28, 2017, 10:02:03 AM »
Never to be seen again  noooo: noooo:

Prolly not...  noooo:

We were out walking the dogs on Xmas Eve and found a Christmas card addressed to the local Gayers lying in the gutter... The card, not the gayers...  noooo:

So we take it home and laters on Xmas Day we see them coming home from the pub pissed and prolly heading home for a good bumming like and mention that we have acquired an card addressed to their good selves which is designed to commemorate the coming of the Christ child and mince pies and everything...

So they come past today to collect the aforementioned commemorative card...

BM: Where did you put that card for the gayers...?
LL: I chucked it in the bin
BM: facepalm:

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Re: Collapso O'Clock
« Reply #793 on: December 28, 2017, 05:02:14 PM »
You have much to look forward to. Look at Mr Darwin, sir .......... :thumbsup:
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Re: Collapso O'Clock
« Reply #794 on: December 29, 2017, 03:02:58 PM »
Sod it. As it generally appear to be this endless Christmas............ eastdrink048 eastdrink048

I wonder if Tipsy would be open to a stiff one  rubschin:
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