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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9075 on: January 12, 2018, 12:45:27 PM »
That must have been a serious curry ???  eeek:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9076 on: January 12, 2018, 12:49:26 PM »
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Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9078 on: January 12, 2018, 07:55:33 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9079 on: January 12, 2018, 07:56:36 PM »
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Are you saying that it doesnt sounds like the sort of calamity that you are famous for?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9080 on: January 12, 2018, 07:58:46 PM »
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9081 on: January 13, 2018, 12:33:21 AM »
I'm starting to wonder if Mr Darwin sir has a lucky dip system for creating new internet crazes that will clean up the gene pool.

"From the first box we have........................................Eat"
"From the second box we have....................................Detergent Capsules"

And lo a new must do challenge for the terminally feckin' gormless is born...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5264149/Teens-EATING-Tide-pods-posting-videos-online.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9082 on: January 13, 2018, 08:13:59 AM »
I'm starting to wonder if Mr Darwin sir has a lucky dip system for creating new internet crazes that will clean up the gene pool.

"From the first box we have........................................Eat"
"From the second box we have....................................Detergent Capsules"

And lo a new must do challenge for the terminally feckin' gormless is born...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5264149/Teens-EATING-Tide-pods-posting-videos-online.html


Excellent!  :thumbsup:

Mr. Darwin Sir obviously has to move with the times now that guns, knives and chemicals that make explosions are not readily available...  eveilgrin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9083 on: January 13, 2018, 01:37:02 PM »
That must have been a serious curry ???  eeek:

An arse on fire according to the news. scared2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9084 on: January 14, 2018, 09:17:02 PM »
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9086 on: January 15, 2018, 10:48:56 PM »
The cynic in me wonders if this is an inside job, surely nobody could be that bleedin' stupid.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5271387/Thieves-steal-10k-cigarettes-got-trading-standards.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9087 on: January 15, 2018, 11:44:38 PM »
The cynic in me wonders if this is an inside job, surely nobody could be that bleedin' stupid.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5271387/Thieves-steal-10k-cigarettes-got-trading-standards.html

I'll go with the stupid theory but certainly facepalm:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9088 on: January 16, 2018, 07:39:06 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9089 on: January 21, 2018, 09:04:24 PM »
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.