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Alleviating Sunburn
« on: May 29, 2009, 12:25:54 PM »
In preparation for Wenchy when she comes in from the garden this afternoon like  whistle:
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Re: Alleviating Sunburn
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2009, 12:28:17 PM »
Hose her down with cold water
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Re: Alleviating Sunburn
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2009, 12:29:00 PM »
smother her with Aloe Vera  rubschin:
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Re: Alleviating Sunburn
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2009, 12:29:58 PM »
Wear sunglasses?
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Re: Alleviating Sunburn
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2009, 01:10:10 PM »
smother her with Aloe Vera  rubschin:

That's not very nice...but I think that you will find cling film or a plastic bag far more effective. eveilgrin:
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Re: Alleviating Sunburn
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2009, 01:12:12 PM »
Inject her shower curtain rubber suit with Vaseline
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Re: Alleviating Sunburn
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2009, 01:15:03 PM »
Inject her shower curtain rubber suit with Vaseline
Or lager...
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Re: Alleviating Sunburn
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2009, 01:18:08 PM »
smother her with Aloe Vera  rubschin:

That's not very nice...but I think that you will find cling film or a plastic bag far more effective. eveilgrin:

 eeek: I meant to soothe away the heat from her redness only  8)
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Re: Alleviating Sunburn
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2009, 01:28:11 PM »
Oh I see, my mistake prolly something to do with my foul mood. evil:
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Re: Alleviating Sunburn
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2009, 01:30:05 PM »
Oh I see, my mistake prolly something to do with my foul mood. evil:

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Re: Alleviating Sunburn
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2009, 01:30:43 PM »
A case of Pinot would sort her out
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Re: Alleviating Sunburn
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2009, 01:32:00 PM »
A case of Pinot would sort her out

Is that all I get?
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Re: Alleviating Sunburn
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2009, 01:33:12 PM »
Oh I see, my mistake prolly something to do with my foul mood. evil:

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Help her straighten those stockings for goodness sake... it is even driving me mad...  noooo:
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Re: Alleviating Sunburn
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2009, 01:38:42 PM »
Think she will need to get a man in for a job like that  ;)
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