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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #30 on: May 07, 2009, 09:31:53 AM »
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Digging a hole in the patio would require removal of slabs, concrete and digging. None of which Mr Wench would be capable of!

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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #31 on: May 07, 2009, 09:32:35 AM »
Does he not come of mining stock?
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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #32 on: May 07, 2009, 09:32:41 AM »

Little toe, left foot is the latest casualty of my wife's habit of leaving washing baskets on the fvcking landing ~ OUCH!
Not broken but badly bruised and I have only just got the nail back from the previous trip over the same basket left in a different place a couple of months ago. evil:


If it's always there then why do you keep tripping over it? Surely by now it is registered as a permenant obstacle! Or at least that is what I tell Mr Wench.  redface:

I ripped the nail off my left little toe at the weekend. I stumbled on a trowel in the garden and hit the edge of the patio.  sad24:


Yes you would have thought I had learned by now BUT she keeps moving it about and then it will vanish for several days and reappear in a new place.

Ahhhh that is her mistake. I always leave ours in the middle of the hall. Proper obstruction is much easier.

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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #33 on: May 07, 2009, 09:33:29 AM »
Does he not come of mining stock?

Good god no! The men in his family have not an iota of upper body strength between them. His Mother is seemingly even incapable of pushing a flymo around she is so weak.

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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #34 on: May 07, 2009, 09:34:16 AM »
So his strength is all in his lower body then  eyes:
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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #35 on: May 07, 2009, 09:35:14 AM »
You'd think wouldn't you.  noooo:

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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #36 on: December 05, 2017, 04:55:13 PM »
Just broken me fecking toe!  Angry9:
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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #37 on: December 05, 2017, 04:57:33 PM »
Dropped the laptop on it?

How is the laptop?
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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #38 on: December 05, 2017, 05:04:23 PM »
Dropped the laptop on it?

How is the laptop?

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'Tis really windy and it started to move the patio furniture around...

So I went out and folded up the chairs... the table folds too - you just pull out these two catches and AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!  eeek:
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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #39 on: December 05, 2017, 05:06:10 PM »
Just broken me fecking toe!  Angry9:

Last time you blamed me ......... noooo:

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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #40 on: December 05, 2017, 05:06:40 PM »
Dropped the laptop on it?

How is the laptop?

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'Tis really windy and it started to move the patio furniture around...

So I went out and folded up the chairs... the table folds too - you just pull out these two catches and AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!  eeek:
YOu need to employ a full time nurse. Perhaps with a nice uniform.............

I wonder if there are any suitable images online  whistle:
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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #41 on: December 05, 2017, 05:08:03 PM »
Dropped the laptop on it?

How is the laptop?

 evil:

'Tis really windy and it started to move the patio furniture around...

So I went out and folded up the chairs... the table folds too - you just pull out these two catches and AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!  eeek:
YOu need to employ a full time nurse. Perhaps with a nice uniform.............

I wonder if there are any suitable images online  whistle:

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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #42 on: December 05, 2017, 05:08:38 PM »
Just broken me fecking toe!  Angry9:

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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #43 on: December 05, 2017, 05:09:24 PM »
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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #44 on: December 05, 2017, 06:26:59 PM »
Dropped the laptop on it?

How is the laptop?

 evil:

'Tis really windy and it started to move the patio furniture around...

So I went out and folded up the chairs... the table folds too - you just pull out these two catches and AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!  eeek:
YOu need to employ a full time nurse. Perhaps with a nice uniform.............

I wonder if there are any suitable images online  whistle:

And RMN specialising in EMH you say...  rubschin:
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