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Broken toes
« on: April 22, 2009, 10:21:58 AM »
A few weeks ago I broke one of my big toes,  It sodding well hurts.  That's it really, I just wanted to share my pain with you all.
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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2009, 10:29:50 AM »
A few weeks ago I broke one of my big toes,  It sodding well hurts.  That's it really, I just wanted to share my pain with you all.
How did you do that then...?
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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2009, 11:00:51 AM »
Fell down the stairs redface:  Nowhere as glamorous as dropping off a roof I know... point:
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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2009, 11:56:20 AM »
Fell down the stairs redface:  Nowhere as glamorous as dropping off a roof I know... point:
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I broke my toe jumping up to answer the telephone... the skirting board somehow got in the way of my foot - or vice-versa...




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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2009, 01:58:00 PM »
Ouch...Was it attached to anything? The skirting board that is, I am rather assuming that your foot was attached to your leg at the time.
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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2009, 02:09:52 PM »
I have also broken my big toe.....a few years ago was frolicking in the sea and went to kick a beach ball really hard....except I hit a rock in the water instead - absolutely killed  cry:
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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2009, 03:26:38 PM »
I have also broken my big toe.....a few years ago was frolicking in the sea and went to kick a beach ball really hard....except I hit a rock in the water instead - absolutely killed  cry:
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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2009, 03:32:59 PM »
I too have broken the odd toe over the years ~ always in an unlikely and/or stupid fashion.

What makes it worse is that the doctors give you a choice between paracetamol or a plaster cast up to your fecking knee.
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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2009, 04:19:17 PM »
I feel quite normal now...  cloud9:

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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2009, 09:26:20 AM »
I feel quite normal now...  cloud9:

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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2009, 09:36:26 AM »
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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2009, 05:07:18 PM »
Fell down the stairs redface:  Nowhere as glamorous as dropping off a roof I know... point:
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I broke my toe jumping up to answer the telephone... the skirting board somehow got in the way of my foot - or vice-versa...

Twice.  redface:

Only just read this. Excellent reason for not having skirting boards ... which I don't   cloud9:
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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2009, 05:25:21 PM »
You could break your toes on the wall though  spider:
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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2009, 05:25:39 PM »
Little toe, left foot is the latest casualty of my wife's habit of leaving washing baskets on the fvcking landing ~ OUCH!
Not broken but badly bruised and I have only just got the nail back from the previous trip over the same basket left in a different place a couple of months ago. evil:



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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2009, 06:01:35 PM »
Little toe, left foot is the latest casualty of my wife's habit of leaving washing baskets on the fvcking landing ~ OUCH!
Not broken but badly bruised and I have only just got the nail back from the previous trip over the same basket left in a different place a couple of months ago. evil:


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