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Annual Christmas Present Horror
« on: December 03, 2017, 07:43:05 PM »
Actor: sorted  angel1 Apart from deodorant  ::)
Sisters: ritual exchange of cancelling out gift vouchers  ::)
Late Mrs Nick (yes, I do): helpfully informs me today that choc is fattening. Right then, soap.

Um, that's it  redface:

Might get summat for the vicar's daughter  rubschin:

Miss I has burfday on 24th and that is taken care of  angel1
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Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2017, 08:10:55 PM »
Is mine a car ....... rubschin:

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Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2017, 08:19:07 PM »
One each from TMR's dealer!!



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Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2017, 11:49:29 PM »
I accept cash, cheques and gift vouchers  :thumbsup:
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Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2017, 06:00:20 PM »
I have arranged for both sisters to get a 20 Amazon voucher delivered on Christmas Day.

Today they have both asked if I want the same.

What is the point??? Banghead Banghead
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Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2017, 06:09:56 PM »
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Surely a man of your means should be spending more on them than they on you  whistle:
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Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2017, 06:11:41 PM »
 evil:

WOuld you like a gift wrapped fish? I can post it second class  angel1
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Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2017, 06:12:58 PM »
I have arranged for both sisters to get a 20 Amazon voucher delivered on Christmas Day.

Today they have both asked if I want the same.

What is the point??? Banghead Banghead
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Was that really the best idea you could come up with?   
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2017, 06:14:03 PM »
We do it every year  Banghead
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Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2017, 06:42:34 PM »
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WOuld you like a gift wrapped fish? I can post it second class  angel1


oh yes  :thumbsup:
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Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2017, 06:43:13 PM »
 eveilgrin:
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Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2017, 11:08:26 PM »
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WOuld you like a gift wrapped fish? I can post it second class  angel1


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Nah, it's a red herring
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Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2017, 05:26:36 AM »
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Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2017, 08:02:35 AM »
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WOuld you like a gift wrapped fish? I can post it second class  angel1
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Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2017, 08:09:45 AM »
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