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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #375 on: January 13, 2018, 01:58:23 PM »
If he'd connected himself up to a Tesla Coil to cut it - now that would be shocking!
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Is that some kind of low-emission contraceptive device?

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #376 on: January 13, 2018, 03:50:17 PM »
Ok using fire may not be as idiotic as I thought...  rubschin:



There still isn't a snowballs chance in hell of my trying it though...  noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #377 on: January 23, 2018, 11:59:43 AM »
What kind of deranged moron do you have to be to test if an Iphone battery is genuine by BITING it???  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5301391/Fake-iPhone-battery-explodes-mans-mouth-China.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #378 on: January 23, 2018, 12:08:21 PM »
What kind of deranged moron do you have to be to test if an Iphone battery is genuine by BITING it???  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5301391/Fake-iPhone-battery-explodes-mans-mouth-China.html

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #379 on: January 23, 2018, 12:16:41 PM »
What kind of deranged moron do you have to be to test if an Iphone battery is genuine by BITING it???  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5301391/Fake-iPhone-battery-explodes-mans-mouth-China.html


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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #380 on: January 23, 2018, 09:24:24 PM »
This gives a different meaning to play dead...  noooo:

The whole thing becomes more plausible when you realise that the writer and editor bollixed up and it was a shotgun not a hunting rifle that went off.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/908121/hunter-shot-dead-dog-rifle-shooting-saratov-freak-hunting-accident-weird-news
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #381 on: January 26, 2018, 03:09:30 AM »
I see Mr Darwin sir is contracting out now. It's only going to be a matter of time before some gormless arse kills himself trying to go one better...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5310931/Man-puts-hand-straight-molten-metal.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #382 on: January 26, 2018, 05:38:49 AM »
I see Mr Darwin sir is contracting out now. It's only going to be a matter of time before some gormless arse kills himself trying to go one better...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5310931/Man-puts-hand-straight-molten-metal.html


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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #383 on: January 26, 2018, 09:54:52 AM »
I see Mr Darwin sir is contracting out now. It's only going to be a matter of time before some gormless arse kills himself trying to go one better...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5310931/Man-puts-hand-straight-molten-metal.html


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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #384 on: January 29, 2018, 10:23:29 AM »
I think I'll take a selfie with an oncoming train in the background while I'm standing right beside the tracks...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/25/man-hit-train-taking-selfie-survives-7259221/
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20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #385 on: January 29, 2018, 10:52:53 AM »
I think I'll take a selfie with an oncoming train in the background while I'm standing right beside the tracks...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/25/man-hit-train-taking-selfie-survives-7259221/

FFS

Lucky that he only suffered injuries to head and hands so missed what passes for his brains by 3 feet
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #386 on: January 29, 2018, 10:56:25 AM »
Effin autocorrects
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #387 on: February 10, 2018, 05:20:33 AM »
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one.  eeek:

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The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports


http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #388 on: February 10, 2018, 05:28:33 AM »
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one.  eeek:

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The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports


http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b


I saw that elsewhere yesterday...  eeek:

You gotta love that title tho...

Masturbation kills 100 people in Germany every year

Mate, it wasn't just having a crafty wank wot done him...  lol:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #389 on: February 10, 2018, 05:36:14 AM »
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one.  eeek:

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The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports


http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b


I saw that elsewhere yesterday...  eeek:

You gotta love that title tho...

Masturbation kills 100 people in Germany every year

Mate, it wasn't just having a crafty wank wot done him...  lol:


That wasn't the headline that grabbed my attention though, elsewhere on Metro there is link to the same story with the headline

Man died trying to melt sliced cheese over himself for sexual kicks

I figured if nothing else it would give Apey a new routine...  redface:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.