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« on: July 29, 2014, 06:19:20 PM »
Such fun!!

They call you up to see if you are deaf!!  eveilgrin:

If you call back you get through to their call centre  eveilgrin:

After that it is all: WHAT, SPEAK UP, WHO??? WHAT DO YOU WANT etc.

Drives them mad  angel1
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« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2014, 06:29:42 PM »
Pardon?

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« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2014, 06:32:43 PM »
WHAT?
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« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2014, 06:38:51 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2014, 06:42:16 PM »
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Well, whatever nevermind

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« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2014, 06:43:19 PM »
Try it  angel1
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« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2014, 06:51:12 PM »
Try it  angel1
Nah

Anyway it's a Derby area code so you could pop round and do the act in their reception area.
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« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2014, 06:59:57 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2014, 07:05:26 PM »
Make an appointment and invite them round.

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« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2014, 07:07:10 PM »
Make an appointment and invite them round.

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« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2014, 06:28:21 PM »
Make an appointment and invite them round.

Do not answer the door bell.....you did not hear it.  Thumbs:

That's a bit like the stunt I pulled on a persistent double glazing firm some years back . . .

They kept pestering with telesales calls. I was living in a flat at the time - second (top) floor.

I said "My windows are already double glazed", they suggested I could have a conservatory!

I said "I don't you'll be able to do that"

Response: "we can fit them anywhere!"

So, I made an appointment.

The due time/date arrived. Door bell went, on intercom I said "come on up, second floor"

Salesman arrived. Was a bit nonplussed (lovely word that), asked "is the conservatory for somewhare else?"

"No" I replied, "here. Your telesales told me you could fit one anywhere, so, fit one out there please"

His response? "You"re having a laugh"

I said "No. Now piss off and tell your telesales to stop bothering me!"

To date I've not heard a peep from that company . . . .

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« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2014, 06:29:34 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2014, 08:26:49 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2014, 04:24:02 AM »
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