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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67815 on: June 10, 2021, 06:55:05 PM »
Got home and parked the car. Went to breing the bins in.

Car locked itself eeek:

Keys inside  eeek:

Decided to call the AA.

Phone inside   eeek:

Got a neighbour's phone to call AA

"What is your AA membership number?"

AA card is locked in the car Banghead

We will call you when we are en route and you can track us on your phone

My phone is locked in the car  Banghead Banghead Banghead

As are my fags, lighter and some collapso  Banghead Banghead Banghead

AA guy arrives and spends 30 minutes trying ways to unlock it. "You may need a locksmith"   scared2:

He call his mate and a second AA van arrives and the maestro opens the car  Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67816 on: June 10, 2021, 08:07:09 PM »
Got home and parked the car. Went to breing the bins in.

Car locked itself eeek:

Keys inside  eeek:

Decided to call the AA.

Phone inside   eeek:

Got a neighbour's phone to call AA

"What is your AA membership number?"

AA card is locked in the car Banghead

We will call you when we are en route and you can track us on your phone

My phone is locked in the car  Banghead Banghead Banghead

As are my fags, lighter and some collapso  Banghead Banghead Banghead

AA guy arrives and spends 30 minutes trying ways to unlock it. "You may need a locksmith"   scared2:

He call his mate and a second AA van arrives and the maestro opens the car  Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:

Give them a 20 tip angel1

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67817 on: June 10, 2021, 09:00:40 PM »
Do they still make Maestro..... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67818 on: June 10, 2021, 09:12:01 PM »
Got home and parked the car. Went to breing the bins in.

Car locked itself eeek:

Keys inside  eeek:

Decided to call the AA.

Phone inside   eeek:

Got a neighbour's phone to call AA

"What is your AA membership number?"

AA card is locked in the car Banghead

We will call you when we are en route and you can track us on your phone

My phone is locked in the car  Banghead Banghead Banghead

As are my fags, lighter and some collapso  Banghead Banghead Banghead

AA guy arrives and spends 30 minutes trying ways to unlock it. "You may need a locksmith"   scared2:

He call his mate and a second AA van arrives and the maestro opens the car  Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:

Give them a 20 tip angel1
feck and well done Mr AA man the second

That 'you must have forgotten to lock me so I will lock myself even if your keys are inside' allegedly a useful feature is a right bastard.  My car's done it once, fortunately with my phone outside and I can unlock it with an App
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67819 on: June 11, 2021, 05:36:12 AM »
Do they still make Maestro..... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67820 on: June 11, 2021, 06:32:00 AM »
Taking Nod to the hospital to pick up some thermonuclear laxatives ahead of further tests on Monday  sick2: scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67821 on: June 11, 2021, 06:35:34 AM »
Taking Nod to the hospital to pick up some thermonuclear laxatives ahead of further tests on Monday  sick2: scared2:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67822 on: June 11, 2021, 06:40:15 AM »
Good point  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67823 on: June 11, 2021, 08:17:08 AM »
Taking Nod to the hospital to pick up some thermonuclear laxatives ahead of further tests on Monday  sick2: scared2:

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But now you've gone and ruined what could have been an hilarious story

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67824 on: June 11, 2021, 09:40:21 AM »
Post office ...shops ..covid test ...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67825 on: June 11, 2021, 09:51:11 AM »
 surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender:

A week to be forgotten

The Man started chemo on Tuesday --- Had to have PICC line inserted which will be in for 3 months  and then started treatment at the hospital and was packed off with dispensing pump attached to his arm to carry on treatment at home for next 2 days . He woke up yesterday morning to find out  it had sprung a leak and so these chemicals had gone all over his skin , bedsheets etc. According to their blurb this is an 'emergency' so he had to go back straight away and they casually confirm that it hadn't appeared to be connected properly by them  noooo:

After the nightmare of the surgery, and the recovery from that, and then this ,the poor fella is really not in a happy place.

Added to this The Brat has just crashed her car - estimated damage 2.500  eeek: 

Trying to work and deal with all the crap about our next restructure  ....just need to save 3million in our dept by March  noooo: but without paying anyone off and I just think they are trying to get people to leave by their own volition

The wedding is in a few weeks now ....being totally unable to plan for anything is frustrating but bottom line is we have ceremony and then a picnic in the garden - but no doubt there will be a monsoon on that day  noooo:

Might have to cancel our few days away in Dorset ( which I have been so looking forward to ) unless they can change the Man's treatment cycle and extend it by a week . But they are being very reluctant to commit to this - which I totally understand and appreciate the priorities - but it's just the stuff that gets you through sometimes .



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67826 on: June 11, 2021, 09:54:24 AM »
Taking Nod to the hospital to pick up some thermonuclear laxatives ahead of further tests on Monday  sick2: scared2:

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But now you've gone and ruined what could have been an hilarious story

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67827 on: June 11, 2021, 09:54:45 AM »
Post office ...shops ..covid test ...

I haven't had a test yet...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67828 on: June 11, 2021, 09:57:06 AM »
surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender:

A week to be forgotten

The Man started chemo on Tuesday --- Had to have PICC line inserted which will be in for 3 months  and then started treatment at the hospital and was packed off with dispensing pump attached to his arm to carry on treatment at home for next 2 days . He woke up yesterday morning to find out  it had sprung a leak and so these chemicals had gone all over his skin , bedsheets etc. According to their blurb this is an 'emergency' so he had to go back straight away and they casually confirm that it hadn't appeared to be connected properly by them  noooo:

After the nightmare of the surgery, and the recovery from that, and then this ,the poor fella is really not in a happy place.

Added to this The Brat has just crashed her car - estimated damage 2.500  eeek: 

Trying to work and deal with all the crap about our next restructure  ....just need to save 3million in our dept by March  noooo: but without paying anyone off and I just think they are trying to get people to leave by their own volition

The wedding is in a few weeks now ....being totally unable to plan for anything is frustrating but bottom line is we have ceremony and then a picnic in the garden - but no doubt there will be a monsoon on that day  noooo:

Might have to cancel our few days away in Dorset ( which I have been so looking forward to ) unless they can change the Man's treatment cycle and extend it by a week . But they are being very reluctant to commit to this - which I totally understand and appreciate the priorities - but it's just the stuff that gets you through sometimes .

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67829 on: June 11, 2021, 10:00:09 AM »
You are my silver lining  cloud9:
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