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« Reply #30 on: May 05, 2019, 04:12:59 PM »
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« Reply #31 on: May 05, 2019, 05:36:43 PM »
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« Reply #32 on: May 05, 2019, 06:58:42 PM »
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« Reply #33 on: May 10, 2019, 12:10:17 AM »
I heard there are 2 water parks in Cyprus, Which one is the best two children 8 and 7
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Lianne Clark No there’s one. Aphrodite and then there’s another in limmasol....................





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« Reply #34 on: May 10, 2019, 03:45:14 AM »
I heard there are 2 water parks in Cyprus, Which one is the best two children 8 and 7
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(the worst thing is ...Lianne is the guest relations manager ....her only job is to answer questions ..... eeek: noooo:  )......

FFS! The one in Limassol closed about ten years ago! facepalm:
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« Reply #35 on: May 10, 2019, 07:53:38 AM »
I heard there are 2 water parks in Cyprus, Which one is the best two children 8 and 7
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(the worst thing is ...Lianne is the guest relations manager ....her only job is to answer questions ..... eeek: noooo:  )......

FFS! The one in Limassol closed about ten years ago! facepalm:
So her job description says 'answer questions' but not 'answer questions correctly in sensible sentences'

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« Reply #36 on: May 12, 2019, 11:02:58 AM »
Now this is hard to believe ............. noooo: noooo: noooo:

A (UK) bride 2b has come to check her venue out. Thumbs: she has gone looking for decorations .. Thumbs:

Now she can't find the shop ... rubschin:   so the obvious thing to do is ...

Yes you got it ........go on your phone to facebook and ask on an UK bride chat-room ..where it is .... noooo: noooo:


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« Reply #37 on: May 12, 2019, 02:10:41 PM »
Julie Donnelly All coutrys need money .but I would say the goverment should stop.theses builders from stelling peploe life saving .most have worked 20 more year .2 get a placevin the sun .It's not there right 2 stell from others .if it conture and more peploe get 2 no what cyprus dos peploe will stay away. Not just 4 byeing house but also peploe who come on there hoildays .also get ripped off .it will put a black cloud on cyprus and they will only have them safe 2 bleam .
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« Reply #38 on: May 12, 2019, 02:34:16 PM »
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« Reply #39 on: May 12, 2019, 02:51:26 PM »
So is it being on Arsebook that rots the brain cells or Arsebook attracts those with the fuckwit gene?
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« Reply #40 on: May 13, 2019, 03:52:22 AM »
So is it being on Arsebook that rots the brain cells or Arsebook attracts those with the fuckwit gene?

There are deffo more fuckwits in Cyprus now than when we arrived and I guess 'everybody' is on FaceArse so they make themselves clearly visible (as well as their spelling and grammar deficiencies)...

A typical post on our village FaceArse page (which I no longer follow for the reasons above) is:

"dus any1 no were I can borro a bum bag 4 the weekend" facepalm:
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« Reply #41 on: May 13, 2019, 09:25:45 AM »
So is it being on Arsebook that rots the brain cells or Arsebook attracts those with the fuckwit gene?

There are deffo more fuckwits in Cyprus now than when we arrived and I guess 'everybody' is on FaceArse so they make themselves clearly visible (as well as their spelling and grammar deficiencies)...

A typical post on our village FaceArse page (which I no longer follow for the reasons above) is:

"dus any1 no were I can borro a bum bag 4 the weekend" facepalm:
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One of the benefits of Brexit (no seriously) could be you can put up signs at passport control saying "Fuckwits fuck off" and introduce an intelligence/literacy test to retain residency. 

of course that'd be bad news for Blighty as we'd have to find sufficient landfill sites to put them in after they've poisoned themselves misreading ingredients or other non tragic accidents
no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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« Reply #42 on: May 13, 2019, 11:35:04 PM »
Julie Donnelly All coutrys need money .but I would say the goverment should stop.theses builders from stelling peploe life saving .most have worked 20 more year .2 get a placevin the sun .It's not there right 2 stell from others .if it conture and more peploe get 2 no what cyprus dos peploe will stay away. Not just 4 byeing house but also peploe who come on there hoildays .also get ripped off .it will put a black cloud on cyprus and they will only have them safe 2 bleam .
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« Reply #43 on: May 14, 2019, 02:56:23 AM »
Julie Donnelly All coutrys need money .but I would say the goverment should stop.theses builders from stelling peploe life saving .most have worked 20 more year .2 get a placevin the sun .It's not there right 2 stell from others .if it conture and more peploe get 2 no what cyprus dos peploe will stay away. Not just 4 byeing house but also peploe who come on there hoildays .also get ripped off .it will put a black cloud on cyprus and they will only have them safe 2 bleam .
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« Reply #44 on: May 14, 2019, 10:18:05 AM »
Julie Donnelly All coutrys need money .but I would say the goverment should stop.theses builders from stelling peploe life saving .most have worked 20 more year .2 get a placevin the sun .It's not there right 2 stell from others .if it conture and more peploe get 2 no what cyprus dos peploe will stay away. Not just 4 byeing house but also peploe who come on there hoildays .also get ripped off .it will put a black cloud on cyprus and they will only have them safe 2 bleam .
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no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)