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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2019, 04:16:26 PM »
Will try that. I am getting a lot of these at present
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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2019, 04:29:48 PM »
Will try that. I am getting a lot of these at present

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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2019, 08:13:30 AM »
"02080490090 have just cold called me. They wanted to talk to me about my recent car accident, was I hurt they asked ?
Yes I said. I got a lot of sympathy and then I was passed to another handler. They took down all my details etc, (all false) and then asked about the accident.
I told them how my car was crushed between 2 Tesco lorries, how the fire fighters cut me out and the paramedics kept me alive while all this was going on. The 'blue light' special to Guys hospital in London as I was too injured to fly.
They asked how serious my injuries were, all the while they were hearing the cash registers ringing. I then gravely told them how I lost my legs. Kerching! Tescos were going to get screwed.
I was then asked if there were any complications. I explained I died a few days later and my funeral is next Thursday.
Apparently, I'm a time wasting asshole".......



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« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2019, 10:24:15 AM »
"02080490090 have just cold called me. They wanted to talk to me about my recent car accident, was I hurt they asked ?
Yes I said. I got a lot of sympathy and then I was passed to another handler. They took down all my details etc, (all false) and then asked about the accident.
I told them how my car was crushed between 2 Tesco lorries, how the fire fighters cut me out and the paramedics kept me alive while all this was going on. The 'blue light' special to Guys hospital in London as I was too injured to fly.
They asked how serious my injuries were, all the while they were hearing the cash registers ringing. I then gravely told them how I lost my legs. Kerching! Tescos were going to get screwed.
I was then asked if there were any complications. I explained I died a few days later and my funeral is next Thursday.
Apparently, I'm a time wasting asshole".......



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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2019, 04:52:28 PM »
HARSH............

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« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2019, 05:31:13 PM »
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« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2019, 05:45:12 PM »
Under an advert for ASDA gin.............



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« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2019, 06:44:47 PM »
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« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2019, 08:47:55 PM »
no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2019, 10:09:54 PM »
"I have herd this hotel is having a referb anyone no when please."




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« Reply #25 on: May 03, 2019, 10:14:11 PM »
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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2019, 03:42:20 AM »
"I have herd this hotel is having a referb anyone no when please."




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« Reply #27 on: May 05, 2019, 03:14:55 PM »
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« Reply #28 on: May 05, 2019, 03:27:06 PM »
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>>>>>>>>>>>>The place name is in the F*CKING title ......HOW ..JUST ...HOW.... Banghead Banghead

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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #29 on: May 05, 2019, 03:52:22 PM »
"Hi when does boys ear piercings please."




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