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Reporting faults
« on: August 15, 2018, 10:45:26 AM »
So today we have some photocopier engineer who has been battling away with a machine in the corner of our office for many hours.
He was becoming more and more exasperated and obviously felt he needed to escalate higher with his bosses so got on the phone to them.
He then spent ages trying to find the words to explain the technical issues.  After a while he completely lost the plot and shouted out …it’s high pitched and just keeps going eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…it goes eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…it goes eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think the machine won  lol:
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Re: Reporting faults
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Re: Reporting faults
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2018, 10:51:23 AM »
So today we have some photocopier engineer who has been battling away with a machine in the corner of our office for many hours.
He was becoming more and more exasperated and obviously felt he needed to escalate higher with his bosses so got on the phone to them.
He then spent ages trying to find the words to explain the technical issues.  After a while he completely lost the plot and shouted out …it’s high pitched and just keeps going eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…it goes eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…it goes eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think the machine won  lol:

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Re: Reporting faults
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2018, 10:51:37 AM »
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Re: Reporting faults
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2018, 12:47:59 PM »
no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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Re: Reporting faults
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2018, 12:49:00 PM »
So today we have some photocopier engineer who has been battling away with a machine in the corner of our office for many hours.
He was becoming more and more exasperated and obviously felt he needed to escalate higher with his bosses so got on the phone to them.
He then spent ages trying to find the words to explain the technical issues.  After a while he completely lost the plot and shouted out …it’s high pitched and just keeps going eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…it goes eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…it goes eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think the machine won  lol:
scared2:  if this continues the machines will take over the world
no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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Re: Reporting faults
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2018, 12:51:44 PM »
Robo-vac  scared2:

We could all get sucked into oblivion.........
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Re: Reporting faults
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2018, 12:57:27 PM »
Robo-vac  scared2:

We could all get sucked into oblivion.........

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Re: Reporting faults
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2018, 01:00:56 PM »
Robo-vac  scared2:

We could all get sucked into oblivion.........
scared2: scared2:
no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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Re: Reporting faults
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2018, 04:25:04 PM »
Robo-vac  scared2:

We could all get sucked into oblivion.........

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Oh no, we were warned at technical college about those perverts who enjoy being sucked by a vacuum cleaner...  noooo:

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Oh God, don't tell me that's why he keeps staring at me....  scared2:

This isn't fair, do you know how bloody difficult it is to dig an escape tunnel without hands...  sad24:

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You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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Re: Reporting faults
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2018, 04:58:55 PM »
Robo-vac  scared2:

We could all get sucked into oblivion.........

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Quote from: Robovac
Oh no, we were warned at technical college about those perverts who enjoy being sucked by a vacuum cleaner...  noooo:

 rubschin:

Oh God, don't tell me that's why he keeps staring at me....  scared2:

This isn't fair, do you know how bloody difficult it is to dig an escape tunnel without hands...  sad24:

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Re: Reporting faults
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2018, 02:47:30 PM »
Robo-vac  scared2:

We could all get sucked into oblivion.........

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Re: Reporting faults
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2018, 02:53:00 PM »
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Re: Reporting faults
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2019, 04:49:27 PM »
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This youtube thingy has a lot of interesting stuff on it. I now have a plan for dealing with the strange bucket wearing pervert...  eveilgrin:

http://youtu.be/O6eDfgB3nC4


*Note to self - send black suit to cleaners..;*

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You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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Re: Reporting faults
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2019, 04:51:16 PM »
Quote from: Robovac
This youtube thingy has a lot of interesting stuff on it. I now have a plan for dealing with the strange bucket wearing pervert...  eveilgrin:

http://youtu.be/O6eDfgB3nC4


*Note to self - send black suit to cleaners..;*

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