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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #360 on: May 27, 2021, 12:14:12 PM »
Miss T ..." have you seen my invisible hairbands ?, there are in a clear plastic bag ."

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #361 on: May 27, 2021, 12:17:03 PM »
Miss T ..." have you seen my invisible hairbands ?, there are in a clear plastic bag ."

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #362 on: May 27, 2021, 12:24:22 PM »
Miss T ..." have you seen my invisible hairbands ?, there are in a clear plastic bag ."

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #363 on: May 27, 2021, 04:43:09 PM »
Miss T ..." have you seen my invisible hairbands ?, there are in a clear plastic bag ."

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Is this the female version of asking you to look for a can of elbow grease...?  whistle:

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #364 on: May 27, 2021, 05:02:14 PM »
Miss T ..." have you seen my invisible hairbands ?, there are in a clear plastic bag ."

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #365 on: May 28, 2021, 07:17:44 AM »
Miss T ..." have you seen my invisible hairbands ?, there are in a clear plastic bag ."

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lol: lol: lol:
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Is this the female version of asking you to look for a can of elbow grease...?  whistle:

Or a tin of sparks...?  lol:

Or being sent to the stores to ask for a long weight...  redface:

Did the Roman engineers pick on you as a child...?  whistle:
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #366 on: May 31, 2021, 07:53:53 PM »
"One of my neighbours pops round every 3 months or so to tell me he's going on holiday and to give me a key in case of emergency. He collects it 2 weeks later and gives me a bottle of wine. I have no idea who he is or where he lives."

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #367 on: May 31, 2021, 08:27:04 PM »
"One of my neighbours pops round every 3 months or so to tell me he's going on holiday and to give me a key in case of emergency. He collects it 2 weeks later and gives me a bottle of wine. I have no idea who he is or where he lives."

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #368 on: June 01, 2021, 04:38:10 AM »
"One of my neighbours pops round every 3 months or so to tell me he's going on holiday and to give me a key in case of emergency. He collects it 2 weeks later and gives me a bottle of wine. I have no idea who he is or where he lives."

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #369 on: June 01, 2021, 11:09:26 AM »
"One of my neighbours pops round every 3 months or so to tell me he's going on holiday and to give me a key in case of emergency. He collects it 2 weeks later and gives me a bottle of wine. I have no idea who he is or where he lives."

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #370 on: June 03, 2021, 12:54:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick Dixon
First, it is true that the scene is not in any way funny. It is not even close to funny. If funny was a holiday destination, Shrill wouldnít even manage to get in the taxi to the airport. In fact it would lose its passport, then sit alone crying in a heap of clothes, before defecating on itself and passing out. And I am being generous.

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #371 on: June 03, 2021, 01:57:41 PM »
Quote from: Nick Dixon
First, it is true that the scene is not in any way funny. It is not even close to funny. If funny was a holiday destination, Shrill wouldnít even manage to get in the taxi to the airport. In fact it would lose its passport, then sit alone crying in a heap of clothes, before defecating on itself and passing out. And I am being generous.

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #372 on: June 06, 2021, 08:21:53 PM »
"Congratulations Meghan and Harry on the birth of Lilibet. May their happiness cause every Daily Mail readerís arse to prolapse with rage."


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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #373 on: June 06, 2021, 08:59:28 PM »
"Congratulations Meghan and Harry on the birth of Lilibet. May their happiness cause every Daily Mail readerís arse to prolapse with rage."


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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #374 on: June 07, 2021, 05:18:12 AM »
"Congratulations Meghan and Harry on the birth of Lilibet. May their happiness cause every Daily Mail readerís arse to prolapse with rage."


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