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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67215 on: April 20, 2021, 06:09:26 AM »
Is it time for my "just a little prick" joke?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67216 on: April 20, 2021, 08:14:06 AM »
Cleaner day so now we have to spend all morning tidying up and all afternoon making ourselves scarce
no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67217 on: April 20, 2021, 08:51:28 AM »
Cleaner day so now we have to spend all morning tidying up and all afternoon making ourselves scarce

I used to hate that - we just let the place get filthy now...  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67218 on: April 20, 2021, 11:46:07 AM »
Cleaner day so now we have to spend all morning tidying up and all afternoon making ourselves scarce

I used to hate that - we just let the place get filthy now...  redface:

Miss T used to do that when we had the pub ..clean the house before the cleaner ... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67219 on: April 20, 2021, 04:33:48 PM »
Back  :thumbsup:

Three boats: two nutters and one absolutely bladdered. noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67220 on: April 20, 2021, 04:52:49 PM »
Cleaner day so now we have to spend all morning tidying up and all afternoon making ourselves scarce

I used to hate that - we just let the place get filthy now...  redface:
noooo: eventually it will get all wrong.  Like my uncle's place that had a thick coating of dog hair and dust (ie decaying human skin) everywhere  sick2:

Cleaner Jackie arrives with her all new assistant cleaner sporting what could be described as an inappropriate neckline for that amount of chest  eeek:.   A definite 'if she dusts too vigorously in that there's going to be a falling out'.

So we buggered off to Rye what was most excellent.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67221 on: April 20, 2021, 05:10:49 PM »
"Keep your Pickles off my preserves."   happy001 happy001 happy001
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67222 on: April 20, 2021, 05:12:28 PM »
Back  :thumbsup:

Three boats: two nutters and one absolutely bladdered. noooo:

You shouldn't drink in charge of the buttons...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67223 on: April 20, 2021, 06:48:30 PM »
Back  :thumbsup:

Three boats: two nutters and one absolutely bladdered. noooo:

You shouldn't drink in charge of the buttons...  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67224 on: April 20, 2021, 08:10:52 PM »
Back  :thumbsup:

Three boats: two nutters and one absolutely bladdered. noooo:

You shouldn't drink in charge of the buttons...  noooo:

Well at least you are there to keep an eye on him...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67225 on: April 21, 2021, 06:49:45 AM »
Taking yet another widow out to lunch... I know a lot of widows...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67226 on: April 21, 2021, 07:01:53 AM »
Are you being sired out by LL ?  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67227 on: April 21, 2021, 08:40:47 AM »
Haircut  :thumbsup:  and "lunch" with Nod  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67229 on: April 21, 2021, 12:16:14 PM »
Miss T wants a new mattress ..... noooo: