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Re: Nick's all new lock keeping adventures
« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2021, 06:55:42 AM »
A cock up with the rota means I am doing 5 consecutive days on me locks, like evil:
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Re: Nick's all new lock keeping adventures
« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2021, 07:00:42 AM »
A cock up with the rota means I am doing 5 consecutive days on me locks, like evil:

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Re: Nick's all new lock keeping adventures
« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2021, 09:18:35 AM »
A cock up with the rota means I am doing 5 consecutive days on me locks, like evil:

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Re: Nick's all new lock keeping adventures
« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2021, 09:28:13 AM »
A cock up with the rota means I am doing 5 consecutive days on me locks, like evil:

"quay worker"...... rubschin:

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Re: Nick's all new lock keeping adventures
« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2021, 09:29:06 AM »
A cock up with the rota means I am doing 5 consecutive days on me locks, like evil:

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Re: Nick's all new lock keeping adventures
« Reply #21 on: May 27, 2021, 01:48:48 PM »
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Re: Nick's all new lock keeping adventures
« Reply #24 on: June 08, 2021, 03:33:05 PM »
Seen this one Nick...?  rubschin:




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Re: Nick's all new lock keeping adventures
« Reply #25 on: June 08, 2021, 03:56:36 PM »
No, but there are some weird home made boats on the system  noooo:

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Re: Nick's all new lock keeping adventures
« Reply #26 on: July 04, 2021, 05:10:26 PM »
Two new things today.

1. The Head Boss decided to do a day at the lock face to see what everyone is grumbling about. He called me at 3.00 saying he understood what everyone was grumbling about and we had a long chat about possible changes to the way everything is done  Shocked:

2. Two very sweet young ladies on a narrow boat came to talk to me and had about twenty billion questions. They shyly confessed they had got married yesterday, that this trip was their honeymoon and that they had never been on a boat before. Made them tea and HobNobs, answered questions and eventually sent them on their way with loads of sound advice (but not about marriage  redface: )
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Re: Nick's all new lock keeping adventures
« Reply #27 on: July 04, 2021, 05:33:01 PM »
Two new things today.

1. The Head Boss decided to do a day at the lock face to see what everyone is grumbling about. He called me at 3.00 saying he understood what everyone was grumbling about and we had a long chat about possible changes to the way everything is done  Shocked:

2. Two very sweet young ladies on a narrow boat came to talk to me and had about twenty billion questions. They shyly confessed they had got married yesterday, that this trip was their honeymoon and that they had never been on a boat before. Made them tea and HobNobs, answered questions and eventually sent them on their way with loads of sound advice (but not about marriage  redface: )

Did you relate the tale about the boy who put his finger in the dyke  ;)
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Re: Nick's all new lock keeping adventures
« Reply #28 on: July 04, 2021, 05:35:43 PM »
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Re: Nick's all new lock keeping adventures
« Reply #29 on: July 04, 2021, 05:55:33 PM »
Two new things today.

1. The Head Boss decided to do a day at the lock face to see what everyone is grumbling about. He called me at 3.00 saying he understood what everyone was grumbling about and we had a long chat about possible changes to the way everything is done  Shocked:

2. Two very sweet young ladies on a narrow boat came to talk to me and had about twenty billion questions. They shyly confessed they had got married yesterday, that this trip was their honeymoon and that they had never been on a boat before. Made them tea and HobNobs, answered questions and eventually sent them on their way with loads of sound advice (but not about marriage  redface: )

Did you relate the tale about the boy who put his finger in the dyke  ;)
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