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Re: A gadget for the ladies...or maybe not.
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2007, 01:10:44 PM »


I think you may have got the size wrong old chap.  scared:
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Re: A gadget for the ladies...or maybe not.
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2007, 01:48:07 PM »
Puts a whole new impetus to learning to touch type  whistle:
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Re: A gadget for the ladies...or maybe not.
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2007, 02:07:34 PM »
If Barman decides its going to be the staff uniform can we watch when he tries to tell Wenchy, something tells me it will be good entertainment  point:
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Re: A gadget for the ladies...or maybe not.
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2007, 02:08:15 PM »
You reckon?  evil:

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Re: A gadget for the ladies...or maybe not.
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2007, 02:10:11 PM »
Wenchy, the entertainment would be watching you convincing Barman it would be a bad idea in your own subtle diplomatic way.....  point:
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Re: A gadget for the ladies...or maybe not.
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2007, 02:25:07 PM »
Wenchy, the entertainment would be watching you convincing Barman it would be a bad idea in your own subtle diplomatic way.....  point:

I am rather good at subtle diplomacy.  ;D

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Re: A gadget for the ladies...or maybe not.
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2007, 02:27:42 PM »
Wenchy, the entertainment would be watching you convincing Barman it would be a bad idea in your own subtle diplomatic way.....  point:

I am rather good at subtle diplomacy.  ;D
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Re: A gadget for the ladies...or maybe not.
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2007, 02:30:10 PM »
Wenchy, the entertainment would be watching you convincing Barman it would be a bad idea in your own subtle diplomatic way.....  point:

I am rather good at subtle diplomacy.  ;D

I heard you graduated from the Dubya school of diplomacy with flying colours Wenchy  happ096
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Re: A gadget for the ladies...or maybe not.
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2007, 02:31:46 PM »
So should I send the two I ordered for Wenchy and Landlady back then?  rubschin:
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Re: A gadget for the ladies...or maybe not.
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2007, 02:36:00 PM »
I suspect that depends on where you want that beer keg inserted Barman  eeek:
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Re: A gadget for the ladies...or maybe not.
« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2007, 02:38:51 PM »
I suspect that depends on where you want that beer keg inserted Barman  eeek:
I was considering the cellar?  confused:
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Re: A gadget for the ladies...or maybe not.
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2007, 03:30:47 PM »
I suspect that depends on where you want that beer keg inserted Barman  eeek:
I was considering the cellar?  confused:

Well certainly a dark hole somewhere  eeek:
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