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Re: Squirrels are the spawn of Satan
« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2020, 06:55:16 PM »
We have 2 that terrorise our garden . The feckin attitude on them as well  evil:

They may not be there for too much longer  whistle:

Yeah but...fluffy tails. I realise that the Orcs from Nottinghamshire probably see them primarily as a food source, there being little else in Nottinghamshire apart from cabbage, roadkill and diseased studends, there is, however, something enchanting about the Surrey ones. Perhaps they are different to the Inner London drug-addled ones?

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Oh  yes - the Surrey Squirrel Elite  may be quite happy to push others off their high tops  whereas the local London crew are all about  ground level upheaval - but fluffy tail or not they hold no appeal  noooo:
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Re: Squirrels are the spawn of Satan
« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2020, 07:11:45 PM »
We have 2 that terrorise our garden . The feckin attitude on them as well  evil:

They may not be there for too much longer  whistle:

Yeah but...fluffy tails. I realise that the Orcs from Nottinghamshire probably see them primarily as a food source, there being little else in Nottinghamshire apart from cabbage, roadkill and diseased studends, there is, however, something enchanting about the Surrey ones. Perhaps they are different to the Inner London drug-addled ones?

Starting to spot more black squirrels in Cornwall and they are aggressive little buggers, saw one of them attacking a seagull and winning not too long ago.  eeek:
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Re: Squirrels are the spawn of Satan
« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2020, 07:32:22 PM »
I would welcome a Squirrels  v. Seagulls war

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Re: Squirrels are the spawn of Satan
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2020, 06:36:01 AM »
Call the police, there's been a murder...

I live on the 2nd floor and am surrounded by trees. Bigger squirrels are all around but for the past month or so I've spotted 2 juvenile squirrels in the trees outside hooning around like lunatics and initial thoughts are that they are siblings. Obviously trying out their acrobatic skills, testing how far they can annoy the crows/magpies. Regular conflagrations commonplace, which the beady-eyed birds generally win.

This afternoon, the 2 squiggles appeared again, darting up and down different trees and eventually settling down to a bit of - what seemed to me - a full-on wrestling match, as they have done before. Then it turned...one of the combatants suddenly shot 20ft further up the tree and the other went halfway up the branch and then proceded to - again to me - mark his/her territory by squating and pissing halfway up that branch. Fascinated, I fetched another cup of tea beer and returned. The pisser then shot up the branch and before I knew it, one of the combatants suddenly fell - must be 40ft - onto the 6ft wide concrete path below. I heard the thud. Hedges either side mean I couldn't see what happened next. Could it survive that?  sad24:

Before the sun set, I spotted one of the juveniles in another tree. Only one though.

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Re: Squirrels are the spawn of Satan
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2020, 09:37:19 AM »
I would welcome a Squirrels  v. Seagulls war

There could be munny in this  rubschin:

And lets not forget the plague of squawking parakeets  - bl00dy everywhere now . Green birds with violent acoustic tendencies  noooo:   evil:
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Re: Squirrels are the spawn of Satan
« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2020, 02:25:10 PM »
I would welcome a Squirrels  v. Seagulls war

There could be munny in this  rubschin:

And lets not forget the plague of squawking parakeets  - bl00dy everywhere now . Green birds with violent acoustic tendencies  noooo:   evil:

And pigeons... Not green and squawking obvs.  evil:
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Re: Squirrels are the spawn of Satan
« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2020, 02:29:43 PM »
Neither squirell today  rubschin:

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Re: Squirrels are the spawn of Satan
« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2020, 02:36:13 PM »
Nom nom nom  redface:
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Re: Squirrels are the spawn of Satan
« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2020, 02:46:11 PM »

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Re: Squirrels are the spawn of Satan
« Reply #25 on: December 04, 2020, 08:50:43 PM »
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Re: Squirrels are the spawn of Satan
« Reply #27 on: December 06, 2020, 01:36:53 PM »
Behold the murdering bastard:-




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Re: Squirrels are the spawn of Satan
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You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe