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Fruit Fly Fury
« on: September 23, 2019, 03:05:04 PM »
About three weeks ago I noticed a teeny fruit fly in my field of vision in the car.  It was still hanging about when I left the car at the airport nearly two weeks ago.

When I got back it was still flying about  cussing:

Today it was still there. I blasted down the M23 at about 90 with all the windows open.

Fly is still in there  cussing: cussing:

WTF is it living on? I just want it to go away  sad24:
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Re: Fruit Fly Fury
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2019, 11:26:52 PM »
About three weeks ago I noticed a teeny fruit fly in my field of vision in the car.  It was still hanging about when I left the car at the airport nearly two weeks ago.

When I got back it was still flying about  cussing:

Today it was still there. I blasted down the M23 at about 90 with all the windows open.

Fly is still in there  cussing: cussing:

WTF is it living on? I just want it to go away  sad24:

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Re: Fruit Fly Fury
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2019, 10:35:46 AM »
About three weeks ago I noticed a teeny fruit fly in my field of vision in the car.  It was still hanging about when I left the car at the airport nearly two weeks ago.

When I got back it was still flying about  cussing:

Today it was still there. I blasted down the M23 at about 90 with all the windows open.

Fly is still in there  cussing: cussing:

WTF is it living on? I just want it to go away  sad24:

Whatever you or Nod have accidentally left under the seats to decompose...  noooo:
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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Re: Fruit Fly Fury
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2019, 11:22:09 AM »
Just been out. The little bastard is still there  cussing:
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Re: Fruit Fly Fury
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2019, 12:32:30 PM »
Just been out. The little bastard is still there  cussing:

Fill The Owld Sierra with fly spray and close the door... Simples!  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fruit Fly Fury
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2019, 12:35:29 PM »
Just been out. The little bastard is still there  cussing:

Fill The Owld Sierra with fly spray and close the door... Simples!  :thumbsup:

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Re: Fruit Fly Fury
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2019, 12:38:23 PM »
YOu want me to buy a whole can of fly spray for ONE fruit fly? ::)
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Re: Fruit Fly Fury
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2019, 01:03:44 PM »
YOu want me to buy a whole can of fly spray for ONE fruit fly? ::)

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Re: Fruit Fly Fury
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2019, 01:04:21 PM »
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Re: Fruit Fly Fury
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2019, 01:08:40 PM »
Just been out. The little bastard is still there  cussing:
You sure it's not the great great great grandsprog fruit fly of the original
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Re: Fruit Fly Fury
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2019, 01:21:01 PM »
Has Mrs Nick cursed you with a plague of locusts recently ? rubschin:
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Re: Fruit Fly Fury
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2019, 02:25:46 PM »
The little bastard is still there  cussing:
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Re: Fruit Fly Fury
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2019, 02:33:37 PM »
The little bastard is still there  cussing:

Quote from: Fruit Fly
Help I'm trapped in a strange see through cave as the giant thing won't let me out!!!  sad24:

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Re: Fruit Fly Fury
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2019, 02:40:33 PM »
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Fruit Fly Fury
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2019, 02:57:18 PM »
The little bastard is still there  cussing:


YOu want me to buy a whole can of fly spray for ONE fruit fly? ::)


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