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Nick:
Investigations have got to the bottom [snigger] of Nod's problem. He is having nightmares about having sharp things pushed up his arse to cut the little critters off.  eveilgrin:

I am vacillating between reassurance and winding up  rubschin:

Steve:
It's a tough call this.

Have you told him they've probably already tattooed him in some X marks the spot system?

Nick:
 rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: :thumbsup:

Nick:
I drop round for a coffee

Me: Good news about the polyps
Nod: Yes! Here is the letter

I read the relevant section

"Initial investigation reveals a lesion which requires further urgent investigation, and a couple of polyps. Call (phone number) asap to arrange for a biopsy."

Me: Um, this is not about polyps. They need you in asap for what looks like a biopsy of this lesion.

Nod: Lesion? What is a lesion. I must have overlooked that bit.   noooo:
Me: It could be cancer. You have to call them in the morning!!

As I leave, Nod says. "I think I might make a will this afternoon."

Barman:

--- Quote from: Nick on June 27, 2021, 01:04:25 PM ---I drop round for a coffee

Me: Good news about the polyps
Nod: Yes! Here is the letter

I read the relevant section

"Initial investigation reveals a lesion which requires further urgent investigation, and a couple of polyps. Call (phone number) asap to arrange for a biopsy."

Me: Um, this is not about polyps. They need you in asap for what looks like a biopsy of this lesion.

Nod: Lesion? What is a lesion. I must have overlooked that bit.   noooo:
Me: It could be cancer. You have to call them in the morning!!

As I leave, Nod says. "I think I might make a will this afternoon."

--- End quote ---

 noooo:

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