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Re: Come Dine With Me
« Reply #30 on: April 03, 2009, 12:10:42 PM »
Yes. She is also bringing a magnifying glass
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Re: Come Dine With Me
« Reply #31 on: April 03, 2009, 12:11:19 PM »
Yes. She is also bringing a magnifying glass
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Re: Come Dine With Me
« Reply #32 on: April 03, 2009, 12:15:21 PM »
She will know when she finds it. If, she finds it
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Re: Come Dine With Me
« Reply #33 on: April 03, 2009, 01:18:13 PM »
Yes. She is also bringing a magnifying glass

I will bring all my own equipment thanks  8)

I have a special tool kit for such occasions
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Re: Come Dine With Me
« Reply #34 on: April 03, 2009, 01:20:57 PM »
Is it very small?
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Re: Come Dine With Me
« Reply #35 on: April 03, 2009, 01:23:59 PM »
Micro and Macro  8)
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« Reply #36 on: April 03, 2009, 01:27:31 PM »
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Re: Come Dine With Me
« Reply #37 on: April 03, 2009, 01:28:18 PM »
Tweezers?
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Re: Come Dine With Me
« Reply #38 on: April 03, 2009, 01:31:52 PM »
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: Come Dine With Me
« Reply #39 on: April 03, 2009, 01:32:22 PM »
Tweezers, pliers, socket wrenches, keyhole surgery kit etc etc etc
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« Reply #40 on: April 03, 2009, 01:32:38 PM »
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Re: Come Dine With Me
« Reply #41 on: April 03, 2009, 01:34:13 PM »
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: Come Dine With Me
« Reply #42 on: April 03, 2009, 01:36:18 PM »
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Re: Come Dine With Me
« Reply #43 on: April 03, 2009, 01:39:19 PM »
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The expense of spirits is a crying shame,
So is the cost of wine.  What bard today
Can live like old Khayyam?  It's not the same--
A loaf and Thou and Tesco's Beaujolais.
I had this bird called Sharon.  Fond of gin--
Could knock back six or seven.  At the price
I paid a high wage for each hour of sin
And that was why I only had her twice.
Then there was Tracy, who drank rum and Coke.
So beautiful I didn't  mind at first
But love grows colder.  Now some other bloke
Is subsidizing Tracy and her thirst.
I need a woman, honest and sincere,
Who'll come across on half a pint of beer.


A poem for Miss D
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Re: Come Dine With Me
« Reply #44 on: April 03, 2009, 06:49:30 PM »
 eeek:

I've not had that many women  noooo:



That many = none before you lot start
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