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Rearranging shops
« on: February 06, 2018, 03:29:01 PM »
I detest shopping but today I had to go to Big Boots the Chemists in town to get THREE things. I know exactly where they are located so I was in Ninja mode.

Some moron has completely rearranged EVERYTHING IN THE SHOP  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

I was in there for nearly 15 minutes scouring two mislabelled floors for the stuff I wanted cussing: cussing:

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Re: Rearranging shops
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2018, 03:33:54 PM »
I detest shopping but today I had to go to Big Boots the Chemists in town to get THREE things. I know exactly where they are located so I was in Ninja mode.

Some moron has completely rearranged EVERYTHING IN THE SHOP  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

I was in there for nearly 15 minutes scouring two mislabelled floors for the stuff I wanted cussing: cussing:

WHY? angry041:

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Re: Rearranging shops
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2018, 03:35:43 PM »
I detest shopping but today I had to go to Big Boots the Chemists in town to get THREE things. I know exactly where they are located so I was in Ninja mode.

Some moron has completely rearranged EVERYTHING IN THE SHOP  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

I was in there for nearly 15 minutes scouring two mislabelled floors for the stuff I wanted cussing: cussing:

WHY? angry041:

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Re: Rearranging shops
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2018, 04:59:45 PM »
I detest shopping but today I had to go to Big Boots the Chemists in town to get THREE things. I know exactly where they are located so I was in Ninja mode.

Some moron has completely rearranged EVERYTHING IN THE SHOP  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

I was in there for nearly 15 minutes scouring two mislabelled floors for the stuff I wanted cussing: cussing:

WHY? angry041:
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Re: Rearranging shops
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2018, 05:01:15 PM »
YES I DO cussing: cussing:

Tesco is famous for this and, today, going into John Lewis, I found they had done the same thing cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Rearranging shops
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2018, 05:15:38 PM »
YES I DO cussing: cussing:

Tesco is famous for this and, today, going into John Lewis, I found they had done the same thing cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Lidl have changed the store around too...  cry:
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Re: Rearranging shops
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2018, 05:28:09 PM »
They did the same at my local B&Q. Admittedly I haven't been in there for nearly 2 years.

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Re: Rearranging shops
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2018, 05:32:40 PM »
They did the same at my local B&Q. Admittedly I haven't been in there for nearly 2 years.

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Re: Rearranging shops
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2018, 05:50:20 PM »
I detest shopping but today I had to go to Big Boots the Chemists in town to get THREE things. I know exactly where they are located so I was in Ninja mode.

Some moron has completely rearranged EVERYTHING IN THE SHOP  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

I was in there for nearly 15 minutes scouring two mislabelled floors for the stuff I wanted cussing: cussing:

WHY? angry041:

So where do they keep the clap cream, lube, viagra and condoms now...? ::)
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Re: Rearranging shops
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2018, 06:01:12 PM »
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I have no need of such items (mostly) angel1
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Re: Rearranging shops
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2018, 06:02:40 PM »
They did the same at my local B&Q. Admittedly I haven't been in there for nearly 2 years.

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Nice to know I can get all I want in one aisle.

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Re: Rearranging shops
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2018, 06:04:12 PM »
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Re: Rearranging shops
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2018, 06:53:24 PM »
It's all so you can see other things you never knew you wanted  :thumbsup:
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Re: Rearranging shops
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2018, 06:55:04 PM »
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Re: Rearranging shops
« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2018, 10:56:44 AM »
I detest shopping but today I had to go to Big Boots the Chemists in town to get THREE things. I know exactly where they are located so I was in Ninja mode.

Some moron has completely rearranged EVERYTHING IN THE SHOP  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

I was in there for nearly 15 minutes scouring two mislabelled floors for the stuff I wanted cussing: cussing:

WHY? angry041:

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