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Offline apc2010

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Working FOR Mongs ..
« on: January 23, 2018, 01:48:31 PM »
This year we are providing "stage fireworks " ....so a B2B contact me to book them ..all good ... Thumbs:

I ask the venue ...she tells me ...

I say sorry no that is an indoor venue .....(fire risk etc these things go a metre high )...

Her ...no it is not !!!

I have worked at that hotel for over 8 years ..unless someone has knocked down 3 stories of rooms over the winter ..it is a fvcking indoor venue .. noooo:


Who books a wedding without checking if the reception area is indoor or out ....... eeek: eeek:

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Re: Working FOR Mongs ..
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2018, 01:55:56 PM »
Fire them horizontally  :thumbsup:
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Re: Working FOR Mongs ..
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2018, 02:22:05 PM »
It will be in the small print that she hasn't read yet  lol:
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Re: Working FOR Mongs ..
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2018, 02:28:35 PM »
Fire them horizontally  :thumbsup:

I can do that .... rubschin:

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Re: Working FOR Mongs ..
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2018, 02:55:17 PM »
Fire them horizontally  :thumbsup:

I can do that .... rubschin:

Taking pyrotechnics advice from Nick, I'm now expecting to see a news report stating that Cyrpus has gone the way of Atlantis...   scared2:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Working FOR Mongs ..
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2018, 03:30:56 PM »
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Re: Working FOR Mongs ..
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2018, 03:38:58 PM »
Fire them horizontally  :thumbsup:

I can do that .... rubschin:

Taking pyrotechnics advice from Nick, I'm now expecting to see a news report stating that Cyrpus has gone the way of Atlantis...   scared2:

When I told my father what I had bought ...he said so you have got a remote controlled bomb denonater ..... rubschin:

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Re: Working FOR Mongs ..
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2018, 03:40:11 PM »
WHat can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
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Re: Working FOR Mongs ..
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2018, 04:02:28 PM »

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Re: Working FOR Mongs ..
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2018, 09:15:48 PM »
WHat can possibly go wrong? rubschin:

 scared2:

How many fault lines are there in Cyprus....  scared2:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Working FOR Mongs ..
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2018, 09:22:52 PM »
WHat can possibly go wrong? rubschin:

 scared2:

How many fault lines are there in Cyprus....  scared2:

Every time BM says a sentence ......... rubschin:

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Re: Working FOR Mongs ..
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2018, 09:25:42 PM »
WHat can possibly go wrong? rubschin:

 scared2:

How many fault lines are there in Cyprus....  scared2:

Every time BM says a sentence ......... rubschin:

OK Apey, I want you to practice this sentence as it will most likely save lives...

"No BM, you can't have a go on the firework controller"

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Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Working FOR Mongs ..
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2018, 09:26:23 PM »
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

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Re: Working FOR Mongs ..
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2018, 09:28:51 PM »
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Working FOR Mongs ..
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2018, 12:23:42 PM »
WHat can possibly go wrong? rubschin:

 scared2:

How many fault lines are there in Cyprus....  scared2:

Every time BM says a sentence ......... rubschin:

OK Apey, I want you to practice this sentence as it will most likely save lives...

"No BM, you can't have a go on the firework controller"

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It's in the shed ..Miss T won't allow it in house ...... noooo: