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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #90 on: February 14, 2018, 05:16:36 PM »
Went to see HR and Payroll today. They are UTTER INCOMPETENT BASTARDS  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

Thought I was finally getting to see lie of the land this morning then was delivered a freighter full of manure to sort out this afternoon  noooo:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #91 on: February 14, 2018, 05:20:10 PM »
Went to see HR and Payroll today. They are UTTER INCOMPETENT BASTARDS  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

Thought I was finally getting to see lie of the land this morning then was delivered a freighter full of manure to sort out this afternoon  noooo:

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #92 on: February 14, 2018, 05:41:05 PM »
Went to see HR and Payroll today. They are UTTER INCOMPETENT BASTARDS  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

Thought I was finally getting to see lie of the land this morning then was delivered a freighter full of manure to sort out this afternoon  noooo:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5384897/Farmer-kicks-stink-long-running-dispute.html

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #93 on: February 15, 2018, 06:35:13 AM »
Is it Friday yet? surrender: surrender:








Mind you, I have to go in on Saturday cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #94 on: February 15, 2018, 08:16:08 AM »
Is it Friday yet? surrender: surrender:








Mind you, I have to go in on Saturday cussing: cussing: cussing:
Prolly a smart move even if a pain imho.  Out manoeuvre the bastards and you'll see who of them really cares about their work
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #95 on: February 15, 2018, 04:56:31 PM »
A computer glitch at the weekend ensured that everyone who ordered a paper prospectus online received 75 copies in the mail. Most of the complaints were from people who could not gain entry to their own houses. facepalm:

It also meant that we went though 14,500 prospectus (unit cost 4) in 2 days  facepalm: facepalm:

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #96 on: February 15, 2018, 05:11:51 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:

Wait for the civil injuries claims from the posties  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #97 on: February 15, 2018, 05:20:57 PM »
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #98 on: February 15, 2018, 05:23:42 PM »
A computer glitch at the weekend ensured that everyone who ordered a paper prospectus online received 75 copies in the mail. Most of the complaints were from people who could not gain entry to their own houses. facepalm:

It also meant that we went though 14,500 prospectus (unit cost 4) in 2 days  facepalm: facepalm:

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #99 on: February 15, 2018, 07:03:46 PM »
A computer glitch at the weekend ensured that everyone who ordered a paper prospectus online received 75 copies in the mail. Most of the complaints were from people who could not gain entry to their own houses. facepalm:

It also meant that we went though 14,500 prospectus (unit cost 4) in 2 days  facepalm: facepalm:

I'm impressed Nick, it usually takes longer for you to jinx something on a new contract....  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #100 on: February 15, 2018, 07:05:22 PM »
It was before I started  angel1
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #101 on: February 15, 2018, 10:40:25 PM »
A computer glitch at the weekend ensured that everyone who ordered a paper prospectus online received 75 copies in the mail. Most of the complaints were from people who could not gain entry to their own houses. facepalm:

It also meant that we went though 14,500 prospectus (unit cost 4) in 2 days  facepalm: facepalm:
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You mean you ordered on line
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #102 on: February 16, 2018, 06:16:31 AM »
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #103 on: February 16, 2018, 06:48:22 AM »
A computer glitch at the weekend ensured that everyone who ordered a paper prospectus online received 75 copies in the mail. Most of the complaints were from people who could not gain entry to their own houses. facepalm:

It also meant that we went though 14,500 prospectus (unit cost 4) in 2 days  facepalm: facepalm:
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You mean you ordered on line

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #104 on: February 16, 2018, 05:00:22 PM »
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