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The all new BM's darkest secrets thread
« on: January 12, 2018, 03:58:25 PM »
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Re: The all new BM's darkest secrets thread
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2018, 04:16:14 PM »
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Re: The all new BM's darkest secrets thread
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2018, 04:20:22 PM »
He has a very entertaining story about LL's tattoo  whistle:

And his favourite book is still The Water Babies, even though he thought it was going to be about bikini babes  noooo:
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Re: The all new BM's darkest secrets thread
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2018, 04:28:59 PM »
He has a very entertaining story about LL's tattoo  whistle:

And his favourite book is still The Water Babies, even though he thought it was going to be about bikini babes  noooo:

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Re: The all new BM's darkest secrets thread
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2018, 05:06:25 PM »
I bought a jacket for the holibobs today in the sales... a sort of lightweight waterproof ski jacket...

Hadn't planned to but the (government authorised) sales are on and we were in the mall in Pafos...

I saw one in the window that I liked immediately... It looked comfortable and familiar in blue and red... Inside LL wanted me to try others but no, I wanted this one... that had my size and 30% off - sold.

Got it home and put it on... I look like a postman...  redface:

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Re: The all new BM's darkest secrets thread
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2018, 05:07:02 PM »
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Re: The all new BM's darkest secrets thread
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2018, 07:15:01 PM »
I bought a jacket for the holibobs today in the sales... a sort of lightweight waterproof ski jacket...

Hadn't planned to but the (government authorised) sales are on and we were in the mall in Pafos...

I saw one in the window that I liked immediately... It looked comfortable and familiar in blue and red... Inside LL wanted me to try others but no, I wanted this one... that had my size and 30% off - sold.

Got it home and put it on... I look like a postman...  redface:
Could be worse, you could have ended up looking like a postwoman
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Re: The all new BM's darkest secrets thread
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2018, 07:16:27 PM »
Ah, his ventures into cross-dressing  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new BM's darkest secrets thread
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2018, 07:18:31 PM »
I have to admit I'm surprised that Nick hasn't been trawling t'interweb for pictures of dozy looking postmen...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new BM's darkest secrets thread
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2018, 07:20:28 PM »
Being chased by enraged dogs, you say?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new BM's darkest secrets thread
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Re: The all new BM's darkest secrets thread
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