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Mystery snot
« on: December 29, 2017, 03:07:25 PM »
I went out this morning and sneezed. A weeny piece of snot whizzed onto the outside of my car  redface:

I drove into town through driving rain and then drove back (ditto).

The snot is still there  rubschin:

Is it possible I have stumbled on some new super-adhesive?

There could be munny in this. What is snot made of and can it be harvested or cloned as a commercial product?
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Re: Mystery snot
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2017, 09:28:29 AM »
Think what would happen if some gormless sod leaned against the car with this superglue bogie.  Hed be driven for miles
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Re: Mystery snot
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2017, 10:18:17 AM »
I went out this morning and sneezed. A weeny piece of snot whizzed onto the outside of my car  redface:

I drove into town through driving rain and then drove back (ditto).

The snot is still there  rubschin:

Is it possible I have stumbled on some new super-adhesive?

There could be munny in this. What is snot made of and can it be harvested or cloned as a commercial product?

Is it the snot or is it the super cohesive powers of the rust on your bodywork ?
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Re: Mystery snot
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2017, 10:38:39 AM »
I went out this morning and sneezed. A weeny piece of snot whizzed onto the outside of my car  redface:

I drove into town through driving rain and then drove back (ditto).

The snot is still there  rubschin:

Is it possible I have stumbled on some new super-adhesive?

There could be munny in this. What is snot made of and can it be harvested or cloned as a commercial product?

Is it the snot or is it the super cohesive powers of the rust on your bodywork ?
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Re: Mystery snot
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2018, 06:35:22 PM »
It's still there  eeek:
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Re: Mystery snot
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2018, 10:44:22 AM »
It's still there  eeek:

Panto mode ..............


Oh no it's snot ............ Thumbs:

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Re: Mystery snot
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2018, 06:36:20 PM »
It's still there  eeek:

Panto mode ..............


Oh no it's snot ............ Thumbs:
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Mystery snot
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2018, 08:06:46 PM »
It's still there  eeek:

Panto mode ..............


Oh no it's snot ............ Thumbs:

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Re: Mystery snot
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2018, 10:46:14 PM »
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: Mystery snot
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2018, 11:41:42 PM »
I mostly despair