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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #390 on: February 10, 2018, 11:57:05 AM »
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one.  eeek:

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The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports


http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b


I saw that elsewhere yesterday...  eeek:

You gotta love that title tho...

Masturbation kills 100 people in Germany every year

Mate, it wasn't just having a crafty wank wot done him...  lol:


That wasn't the headline that grabbed my attention though, elsewhere on Metro there is link to the same story with the headline

Man died trying to melt sliced cheese over himself for sexual kicks

I figured if nothing else it would give Apey a new routine...  redface:


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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #391 on: February 10, 2018, 12:19:32 PM »
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one.  eeek:

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The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports


http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b


I saw that elsewhere yesterday...  eeek:

You gotta love that title tho...

Masturbation kills 100 people in Germany every year

Mate, it wasn't just having a crafty wank wot done him...  lol:


That wasn't the headline that grabbed my attention though, elsewhere on Metro there is link to the same story with the headline

Man died trying to melt sliced cheese over himself for sexual kicks

I figured if nothing else it would give Apey a new routine...  redface:


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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #392 on: February 10, 2018, 05:49:12 PM »
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one.  eeek:

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The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports


http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b


I saw that elsewhere yesterday...  eeek:

You gotta love that title tho...

Masturbation kills 100 people in Germany every year

Mate, it wasn't just having a Krafty wank wot done him...  lol:


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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #393 on: February 11, 2018, 07:56:42 AM »
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one.  eeek:

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The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports


http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b


I saw that elsewhere yesterday...  eeek:

You gotta love that title tho...

Masturbation kills 100 people in Germany every year

Mate, it wasn't just having a Krafty wank wot done him...  lol:


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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #394 on: February 11, 2018, 06:08:56 PM »
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one.  eeek:

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The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports


http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b


I saw that elsewhere yesterday...  eeek:

You gotta love that title tho...

Masturbation kills 100 people in Germany every year

Mate, it wasn't just having a crafty wank wot done him...  lol:


That wasn't the headline that grabbed my attention though, elsewhere on Metro there is link to the same story with the headline

Man died trying to melt sliced cheese over himself for sexual kicks

I figured if nothing else it would give Apey a new routine...  redface:
A rare bit of insanity.  noooo:
I mostly despair

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #395 on: February 12, 2018, 03:24:41 PM »
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one.  eeek:

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The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports


http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b


I saw that elsewhere yesterday...  eeek:

You gotta love that title tho...

Masturbation kills 100 people in Germany every year

Mate, it wasn't just having a crafty wank wot done him...  lol:


That wasn't the headline that grabbed my attention though, elsewhere on Metro there is link to the same story with the headline

Man died trying to melt sliced cheese over himself for sexual kicks

I figured if nothing else it would give Apey a new routine...  redface:
A rare bit of insanity.  noooo:


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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #396 on: February 12, 2018, 04:05:32 PM »
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one.  eeek:

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The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports


http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b


I saw that elsewhere yesterday...  eeek:

You gotta love that title tho...

Masturbation kills 100 people in Germany every year

Mate, it wasn't just having a crafty wank wot done him...  lol:


That wasn't the headline that grabbed my attention though, elsewhere on Metro there is link to the same story with the headline

Man died trying to melt sliced cheese over himself for sexual kicks

I figured if nothing else it would give Apey a new routine...  redface:
A rare bit of insanity.  noooo:


 drumroll:    at least I got it....... Thumbs:


I knew I could rely on you.  :thumbsup:
I mostly despair

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #397 on: February 17, 2018, 05:51:32 PM »
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one.  eeek:

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The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports


http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b


I saw that elsewhere yesterday...  eeek:

You gotta love that title tho...

Masturbation kills 100 people in Germany every year

Mate, it wasn't just having a crafty wank wot done him...  lol:


That wasn't the headline that grabbed my attention though, elsewhere on Metro there is link to the same story with the headline

Man died trying to melt sliced cheese over himself for sexual kicks

I figured if nothing else it would give Apey a new routine...  redface:
A rare bit of insanity.  noooo:


 drumroll:    at least I got it....... Thumbs:


I knew I could rely on you.  :thumbsup:


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