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Title: Mystery snot
Post by: Nick on December 29, 2017, 03:07:25 PM
I went out this morning and sneezed. A weeny piece of snot whizzed onto the outside of my car  redface:

I drove into town through driving rain and then drove back (ditto).

The snot is still there  rubschin:

Is it possible I have stumbled on some new super-adhesive?

There could be munny in this. What is snot made of and can it be harvested or cloned as a commercial product?
Title: Re: Mystery snot
Post by: Steve on December 30, 2017, 09:28:29 AM
Think what would happen if some gormless sod leaned against the car with this superglue bogie.  Hed be driven for miles
Title: Re: Mystery snot
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 31, 2017, 10:18:17 AM
I went out this morning and sneezed. A weeny piece of snot whizzed onto the outside of my car  redface:

I drove into town through driving rain and then drove back (ditto).

The snot is still there  rubschin:

Is it possible I have stumbled on some new super-adhesive?

There could be munny in this. What is snot made of and can it be harvested or cloned as a commercial product?

Is it the snot or is it the super cohesive powers of the rust on your bodywork ?
Title: Re: Mystery snot
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 31, 2017, 10:38:39 AM
I went out this morning and sneezed. A weeny piece of snot whizzed onto the outside of my car  redface:

I drove into town through driving rain and then drove back (ditto).

The snot is still there  rubschin:

Is it possible I have stumbled on some new super-adhesive?

There could be munny in this. What is snot made of and can it be harvested or cloned as a commercial product?

Is it the snot or is it the super cohesive powers of the rust on your bodywork ?
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Title: Re: Mystery snot
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2018, 06:35:22 PM
It's still there  eeek:
Title: Re: Mystery snot
Post by: apc2010 on January 03, 2018, 10:44:22 AM
It's still there  eeek:

Panto mode ..............


Oh no it's snot ............ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Mystery snot
Post by: Steve on January 03, 2018, 06:36:20 PM
It's still there  eeek:

Panto mode ..............


Oh no it's snot ............ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Mystery snot
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2018, 08:06:46 PM
It's still there  eeek:

Panto mode ..............


Oh no it's snot ............ Thumbs:

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Title: Re: Mystery snot
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 03, 2018, 10:46:14 PM
It's still there  eeek:

Panto mode ..............


Oh no it's snot ............ Thumbs:

 drumroll:

 happy001
Title: Re: Mystery snot
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 04, 2018, 11:41:42 PM
It's still there  eeek:

Panto mode ..............


Oh no it's snot ............ Thumbs:

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