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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Goodluck to the Man and much love to Miss D
« Reply #30 on: April 16, 2021, 11:51:38 AM »
Update - so during surgery they also accidentally cut his bladder  apparently - so his stay in hospital may be extended as they are worried about internal bleeding  - he is also on a catheta in his man parts until they want to test that this is working ok . So that is a front and back attack on the poor lad.

He is heavily dosed on morphine and being very reasonable at the moment  lol: - time to ask for all the things I want I think  lol:
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Re: Goodluck to the Man and much love to Miss D
« Reply #31 on: April 16, 2021, 12:06:10 PM »
Update - so during surgery they also accidentally cut his bladder  apparently - so his stay in hospital may be extended as they are worried about internal bleeding  - he is also on a catheta in his man parts until they want to test that this is working ok . So that is a front and back attack on the poor lad.

He is heavily does on morphine and being very reasonable at the moment  lol: - time to ask for all the things I want I think  lol:
Ooh that unkind cut doesn't sound good.  Catheters though are routine after surgery, you just get used to walking around with a bag on your leg.

Watch the morphine, it can give him industrial grade constipation.  I found intravenous liquid paracetamol worked well.
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Re: Goodluck to the Man and much love to Miss D
« Reply #32 on: April 16, 2021, 01:37:39 PM »
Morphine good  :thumbsup:  Catheter not so. Always used to pester the doctors to have it removed ASAP.

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Re: Goodluck to the Man and much love to Miss D
« Reply #33 on: April 16, 2021, 01:41:07 PM »
We have such a wealth of experience here  cloud9:
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Re: Goodluck to the Man and much love to Miss D
« Reply #34 on: April 16, 2021, 02:42:32 PM »
We have such a wealth of experience here  cloud9:

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Send him our best wishes...

I discovered I was allergic to Morphine after my hernia op...  Shocked:
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Re: Goodluck to the Man and much love to Miss D
« Reply #35 on: April 16, 2021, 03:13:05 PM »
 eeek:

I was going to say what a time to find out but I guess it will always be 'one of those' times to find out if you are being given morphine ( in a medical and not recreational setting  lol: )
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Re: Goodluck to the Man and much love to Miss D
« Reply #36 on: April 16, 2021, 03:14:52 PM »
eeek:

I was going to say what a time to find out but I guess it will always be 'one of those' times to find out if you are being given morphine ( in a medical and not recreational setting  lol: )

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Re: Goodluck to the Man and much love to Miss D
« Reply #37 on: April 16, 2021, 04:28:12 PM »
I have massive experience or things being shoved up my dick by wimmin  angel1
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Re: Goodluck to the Man and much love to Miss D
« Reply #38 on: April 19, 2021, 09:28:25 AM »
I have massive experience or things being shoved up my dick by wimmin  angel1
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Re: Goodluck to the Man and much love to Miss D
« Reply #39 on: April 19, 2021, 09:31:29 AM »
It is not going well ...more scans etc at weekend .. things aren't working as they should ...looks like he won't be coming out anytime soon  noooo:
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Re: Goodluck to the Man and much love to Miss D
« Reply #40 on: April 19, 2021, 10:06:03 AM »
It is not going well ...more scans etc at weekend .. things aren't working as they should ...looks like he won't be coming out anytime soon  noooo:

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Thank goodness he has five star accommodation then...

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Re: Goodluck to the Man and much love to Miss D
« Reply #41 on: April 19, 2021, 10:28:33 AM »
Oh Miss D  happy100


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Re: Goodluck to the Man and much love to Miss D
« Reply #42 on: April 19, 2021, 10:38:40 AM »
It is not going well ...more scans etc at weekend .. things aren't working as they should ...looks like he won't be coming out anytime soon  noooo:

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Re: Goodluck to the Man and much love to Miss D
« Reply #43 on: April 19, 2021, 11:48:04 AM »
I have just rung the hospital as obviously when trying to speak to The Man it is difficult as he is drugged up , nauseous and not with it at all - and therefore my numerous questions are unable to be answered.

Get through to the ward and some bloke comes on and says the doctor is with him now - but he has been vomiting all over the place this morning and they  have had to clean it up .

So sorry for the inconvenience like  ::)

So start to ask if they could explain in more detail what the issues are  -
 " yes - his bowel is not working "

Ok , keep calm ... start to ask how common this is and what will be done to alleviate this situation

" Oh the doctor is with him now , he is putting tube up his nose and into stomach "

Ok , keep clam .... ask if that is to help provide food / fluids or to remove blockage

"Oh the doctor is with him now "

Ok , keep calm ask when would be the best time to speak to someone ( else)

" Oh you can ring (The Man) you know he has a mobile phone"

Ok, keep calm ...explain I know he has a mobile phone but due to the fact he is drugged , vomitting and tubed up it is often not easy to speak to him"

"yes , ring him ( The Man ) about half past two . He really did vomit a lot this morning !!! "

Thank you, goodbye   Banghead cussing: Banghead
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Re: Goodluck to the Man and much love to Miss D
« Reply #44 on: April 19, 2021, 12:13:57 PM »
I have just rung the hospital as obviously when trying to speak to The Man it is difficult as he is drugged up , nauseous and not with it at all - and therefore my numerous questions are unable to be answered.

Get through to the ward and some bloke comes on and says the doctor is with him now - but he has been vomiting all over the place this morning and they  have had to clean it up .

So sorry for the inconvenience like  ::)

So start to ask if they could explain in more detail what the issues are  -
 " yes - his bowel is not working "

Ok , keep calm ... start to ask how common this is and what will be done to alleviate this situation

" Oh the doctor is with him now , he is putting tube up his nose and into stomach "

Ok , keep clam .... ask if that is to help provide food / fluids or to remove blockage

"Oh the doctor is with him now "

Ok , keep calm ask when would be the best time to speak to someone ( else)

" Oh you can ring (The Man) you know he has a mobile phone"

Ok, keep calm ...explain I know he has a mobile phone but due to the fact he is drugged , vomitting and tubed up it is often not easy to speak to him"

"yes , ring him ( The Man ) about half past two . He really did vomit a lot this morning !!! "

Thank you, goodbye   Banghead cussing: Banghead

Oh Miss D, that is terrible... happy100

They seem to pick people to answer the phone that are absolutely clueless... A friend is going through the same thing here with her husband at the moment...  noooo:
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