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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #30 on: April 10, 2010, 07:00:13 AM »
What do u call a dog with a spade up its arse ??

untill two days ago dawn french....

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #31 on: April 10, 2010, 09:16:47 AM »
I'm not racist, I own a colour tv!
have you noticed when it breaks and the screen stops working it goes BLACK...

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #32 on: April 11, 2010, 02:41:18 PM »
Son asked his mother the following question:

 'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?'  The mother looks at her son and replies:

 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

 The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

 'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

 The father looks at his son in surprise and says:

 'Son, all household appliances come in white.'
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #33 on: April 12, 2010, 12:41:00 AM »
whats the difference between maddie mccann and elvis..........
some people believe elvis is alive...

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #34 on: April 12, 2010, 01:05:28 AM »
whats the difference between lance armstrong and hitler...........
lance can actually finish a race.............

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #35 on: August 01, 2010, 06:09:57 PM »
My mate just caught me smelling his sisters knickers. He went mental. He was screaming and shouting at me, calling me a sick pervert. To be honest it made the rest of the funeral akward for the both of us

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #36 on: August 02, 2010, 05:13:55 AM »
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #37 on: February 02, 2011, 07:17:21 PM »
I still remember play time at school with fondness, a bit of footie, sneaking a quick cigarette, fingering girls behind the bike sheds..... I loved that caretakers job!


I brought my wife a pair of crouchless panties last week.... Nothing to do with a sexual nature, it's so she can get a better grip on her broom stick!


MGM are making a film about a Jamaican who ran a drugs empire from his bedroom..... Itís called Chocolate and the Charlie factory.....


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A Woman answers the phone to a pervert and he breathes "Have to got a tight twat?" Yes she replies, he's on the couch do you want to speak to him?


Just brought the wife a solar powered vibrator.... Seeing as the sun shines out of her arse it will save me a fortune on batteries!


Cluedo has been ruined! In the spirit of political correctness they have added a black character! So now you know who's done it before you started!
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #38 on: February 02, 2011, 09:34:43 PM »
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #39 on: February 03, 2011, 01:24:25 AM »
In an effort to be sexy, my girlfriend shoved a lollipop up her snatch.

I said " That's lovely darling, but don't you need that to get the children across the road?"

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #40 on: February 03, 2011, 05:58:46 AM »
In an effort to be sexy, my girlfriend shoved a lollipop up her snatch.

I said " That's lovely darling, but don't you need that to get the children across the road?"

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #41 on: February 03, 2011, 07:33:22 AM »
Little Johnny got kicked out of class today!

The teacher asked him "If I gave you Twenty pounds and you paid five pounds to Joanne, five pounds to Jane and five pounds to Katie, what would you have?"

Apparently "Three blow jobs and enough left over for a kebab" was the wrong answer!

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #42 on: February 03, 2011, 07:50:35 AM »
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #43 on: February 09, 2011, 09:22:49 AM »
Rolf Harris is doing a charity record to raise money for Australian flood relief. Its called "Why's me kangaroo drowned, sport ?"
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #44 on: February 09, 2011, 09:31:31 AM »
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