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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #150 on: September 05, 2016, 09:49:51 PM »
I'm sorry but if a 12cm long spider crawls out of the woodwork in my home putting it in a shed will be the furthest response from my mind.  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/05/sex-crazed-spiders-the-size-of-mice-set-to-invade-homes-this-autumn-6110171/

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Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #151 on: September 06, 2016, 06:02:56 AM »
I'm sorry but if a 12cm long spider crawls out of the woodwork in my home putting it in a shed will be the furthest response from my mind.  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/05/sex-crazed-spiders-the-size-of-mice-set-to-invade-homes-this-autumn-6110171/

I'm claiming rights to SpiderPoonTM and SpiderzookaTM


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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #152 on: September 06, 2016, 10:23:03 AM »
I'm sorry but if a 12cm long spider crawls out of the woodwork in my home putting it in a shed will be the furthest response from my mind.  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/05/sex-crazed-spiders-the-size-of-mice-set-to-invade-homes-this-autumn-6110171/

I'm claiming rights to SpiderPoonTM and SpiderzookaTM


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Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #153 on: September 06, 2016, 10:40:09 AM »
I'm sorry but if a 12cm long spider crawls out of the woodwork in my home putting it in a shed will be the furthest response from my mind.  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/05/sex-crazed-spiders-the-size-of-mice-set-to-invade-homes-this-autumn-6110171/

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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #154 on: September 06, 2016, 10:43:06 AM »
I'm sorry but if a 12cm long spider crawls out of the woodwork in my home putting it in a shed will be the furthest response from my mind.  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/05/sex-crazed-spiders-the-size-of-mice-set-to-invade-homes-this-autumn-6110171/

I'm claiming rights to SpiderPoonTM and SpiderzookaTM


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Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #155 on: September 06, 2016, 11:55:09 AM »
I'm sorry but if a 12cm long spider crawls out of the woodwork in my home putting it in a shed will be the furthest response from my mind.  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/05/sex-crazed-spiders-the-size-of-mice-set-to-invade-homes-this-autumn-6110171/

I'm claiming rights to SpiderPoonTM and SpiderzookaTM


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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #156 on: September 06, 2016, 01:15:09 PM »
I'm sorry but if a 12cm long spider crawls out of the woodwork in my home putting it in a shed will be the furthest response from my mind.  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/05/sex-crazed-spiders-the-size-of-mice-set-to-invade-homes-this-autumn-6110171/

I'm claiming rights to SpiderPoonTM and SpiderzookaTM


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Afterall, whats the worst that could happen if the Blundermeister lobs one at the Ginger Shambles....

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I'll be somewhere else, just as soon as I can work out what would be minimum safe distance.
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #157 on: October 03, 2016, 09:28:10 PM »
Saw this and it reminded me of BM vs the spider...  whistle:



Came downstairs this morning and there was a mahooosive spider on the kitchen ceiling!  eeek:

We're talking mahoosive!

Told LL about is and she sent me back to capture the beast, in a bucket or summat... returned to the kitchen and it had gone!  scared2:

Where the fuck is it?  Shrugs:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #158 on: October 03, 2016, 10:05:52 PM »
happy001 spider: spider: spider:
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #159 on: October 04, 2016, 06:59:41 AM »
Saw this and it reminded me of BM vs the spider...  whistle:



Came downstairs this morning and there was a mahooosive spider on the kitchen ceiling!  eeek:

We're talking mahoosive!

Told LL about is and she sent me back to capture the beast, in a bucket or summat... returned to the kitchen and it had gone!  scared2:

Where the fuck is it?  Shrugs:

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Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #162 on: October 24, 2016, 10:30:25 PM »
A spider carrying a mouse?  eeek:



http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/24/a-spider-carrying-a-mouse-is-the-only-reason-you-need-to-never-visit-australia-6211613/


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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #163 on: October 24, 2016, 10:31:32 PM »
Well, whatever nevermind

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