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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #60 on: September 24, 2017, 09:34:11 PM »
It's a pity the driver wasn't going any faster.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4914822/Instant-karma-vandal-caught-smashing-shop-window.html

There was a place in America where inmates had to wear neon pink jumpsuits, even when working in public, as an extra punishment. In this case I think the cretin needs something a little more tailored to his situation...



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Shame he wasn't more injured
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #61 on: September 25, 2017, 05:08:47 AM »
It's a pity the driver wasn't going any faster.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4914822/Instant-karma-vandal-caught-smashing-shop-window.html

There was a place in America where inmates had to wear neon pink jumpsuits, even when working in public, as an extra punishment. In this case I think the cretin needs something a little more tailored to his situation...




Little sod, it is a shame the window didn't fall down and cut his head off...  evil:
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #62 on: November 13, 2017, 12:34:48 AM »
If I didn't know better I'd suspect that Darwin had turned into some kind of caped crusader...  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/12/suspect-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-penis-after-robbing-hot-dog-restaurant-7072551/
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #63 on: November 13, 2017, 12:07:52 PM »
If I didn't know better I'd suspect that Darwin had turned into some kind of caped crusader...  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/12/suspect-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-penis-after-robbing-hot-dog-restaurant-7072551/
A genuine robbery cock-up.  :thumbsup:
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