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Re: Public humiliation by puppy and butcher
« Reply #30 on: March 12, 2009, 08:33:26 PM »
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I was trying to fish it out when its owner appeared and gave me a look (lady look  ).  'What are you doing with my dog?'

'It jumped into my pocket,' I said (unconvincingly.  'I have sausages in there. '

'Well get him out!!!'

Out he came with a maw full of my venison sausage.   

I said, 'Well you may as well keep them' and legged it.

Good God man, why did you leg it? There was a compo claim waiting to be had there.  Un-muzzled mutt attacks your person while left out of control by the owners casual attitude and total disregard for public safety/last batch of venison sausages.

The multi-million out of court settlement would have seen you right - well into retirement years. 

It may also have afforded a new Barbour.  I found they needed replacing regularly - the 'newness' only lasted a few days before they went all waxy and farmer-looking, like.

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Re: Public humiliation by puppy and butcher
« Reply #31 on: March 12, 2009, 08:42:05 PM »
Arrrggghhhh! Darwin has his Gamekeeper wear any newly purchased Barbour to avoid looking like a townie when he finally dons it himself.
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Re: Public humiliation by puppy and butcher
« Reply #32 on: March 12, 2009, 10:45:23 PM »
Arrrggghhhh! Darwin has his Gamekeeper wear any newly purchased Barbour to avoid looking like a townie when he finally dons it himself.

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Re: Public humiliation by puppy and butcher
« Reply #33 on: August 16, 2013, 10:11:36 AM »
I had forgotten about this incident  evil:
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Re: Public humiliation by puppy and butcher
« Reply #34 on: August 16, 2013, 10:13:36 AM »
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Re: Public humiliation by puppy and butcher
« Reply #35 on: August 16, 2013, 10:32:35 AM »
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TMR ~ Don't be silly ~ His chipolata and accompanying dangly bits are safely in Mrs Nick's handbag. lol:
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Re: Public humiliation by puppy and butcher
« Reply #36 on: August 16, 2013, 10:34:05 AM »
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Re: Public humiliation by puppy and butcher
« Reply #37 on: August 16, 2013, 10:39:58 AM »
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TMR ~ Don't be silly ~ His chipolata and accompanying dangly bits are safely in Mrs Nick's handbag. lol:
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Re: Public humiliation by puppy and butcher
« Reply #38 on: August 17, 2013, 09:35:38 AM »
. . . .

TMR ~ Don't be silly ~ His chipolata and accompanying dangly bits are safely in Mrs Nick's handbag. lol:
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Re: Public humiliation by puppy and butcher
« Reply #39 on: November 05, 2017, 11:08:27 AM »
I just remembered this  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: Public humiliation by puppy and butcher
« Reply #40 on: November 05, 2017, 11:55:17 AM »
Is this going to be the start of a new pub tradition, looking back over Nick's greatest cock ups.......?  Thumbs:
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Re: Public humiliation by puppy and butcher
« Reply #41 on: November 05, 2017, 12:26:39 PM »
Is this going to be the start of a new pub tradition, looking back over Nick's greatest cock ups.......?  Thumbs:
Cocks up.  ::)
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Re: Public humiliation by puppy and butcher
« Reply #42 on: November 05, 2017, 12:41:36 PM »
Is this going to be the start of a new pub tradition, looking back over Nick's greatest cock ups.......?  Thumbs:
Cocks up.  ::)
He's got two?  eeek:
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Public humiliation by puppy and butcher
« Reply #43 on: November 05, 2017, 01:12:13 PM »
Is this going to be the start of a new pub tradition, looking back over Nick's greatest cock ups.......?  Thumbs:
Cocks up.  ::)
He's got two?  eeek:

Don't worry Steve, Darwin just forgot to take his medication this morning.  noooo:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Public humiliation by puppy and butcher
« Reply #44 on: November 05, 2017, 01:54:30 PM »
Is this going to be the start of a new pub tradition, looking back over Nick's greatest cock ups.......?  Thumbs:
Cocks up.  ::)
He's got two?  eeek:

Don't worry Steve, Darwin just forgot to take his medication this morning.  noooo:
A cock-up by his man obviously
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