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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #585 on: November 08, 2017, 04:27:52 PM »
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #586 on: November 08, 2017, 08:06:40 PM »
Doctor Nick, please advise

Every week I go ten pin bowling.  Even though I am not exactly brilliant I keep thrashing my fellow bowlers but they refuse all offers of help.  Should I (secretly) laugh at them, sympathise or deliberately bowl badly?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #587 on: November 08, 2017, 08:10:59 PM »
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I am shut, so fvck off.

If your enquiry is about anything sporting, post it in the Sports Bar. evil:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #588 on: November 08, 2017, 08:44:57 PM »
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I am a fuckwit, so shove off.

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #589 on: November 09, 2017, 08:37:23 AM »
Naughty step for you  evil:

I am only dealing with the most urgent and embarrassing cases today. angel1
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #590 on: November 09, 2017, 09:25:30 AM »
Naughty step for you  evil:

I am only dealing with the most urgent and embarrassing cases today. angel1

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #591 on: November 09, 2017, 09:39:14 AM »
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #592 on: November 09, 2017, 09:49:46 AM »
Naughty step for you  evil:

I am only dealing with the most urgent and embarrassing cases today. angel1

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #593 on: November 09, 2017, 09:50:29 AM »
Naughty step for you  evil:

I am only dealing with the most urgent and embarrassing cases today. angel1

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #594 on: July 04, 2018, 04:47:47 PM »
Miss I (and other wimmin) are consulting me a lot lately, so I felt it right to re-open this as I am on point :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Come on VPers and I will advise  angel1
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #595 on: July 04, 2018, 04:48:33 PM »
Miss I (and other wimmin) are consulting me a lot lately, so I felt it right to re-open this as I am on point :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Come on VPers and I will advise  angel1

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #596 on: July 04, 2018, 05:03:10 PM »
Of course. Pour your little heart out  angel1
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #597 on: July 04, 2018, 05:06:29 PM »
Miss I (and other wimmin) are consulting me a lot lately, so I felt it right to re-open this as I am on point :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Come on VPers and I will advise  angel1

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #598 on: July 04, 2018, 05:09:15 PM »
 redface:  Miss I heard what she wanted to hear and Suzi ignored the advice and came a cropper.

You are right, Mr Darwin, sir. but I am keen to resolve BM's woes  angel1
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #599 on: July 04, 2018, 05:10:55 PM »
Miss I (and other wimmin) are consulting me a lot lately, so I felt it right to re-open this as I am on point :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Come on VPers and I will advise  angel1

Wimmin will ask for advice from absolutely anyone until they hear what they want to.

They must be near the bottom of the barrel if they are asking you.

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