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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #585 on: November 08, 2017, 04:27:52 PM »
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #586 on: November 08, 2017, 08:06:40 PM »
Doctor Nick, please advise

Every week I go ten pin bowling.  Even though I am not exactly brilliant I keep thrashing my fellow bowlers but they refuse all offers of help.  Should I (secretly) laugh at them, sympathise or deliberately bowl badly?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #587 on: November 08, 2017, 08:10:59 PM »
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I am shut, so fvck off.

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #588 on: November 08, 2017, 08:44:57 PM »
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I am a fuckwit, so shove off.

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #589 on: November 09, 2017, 08:37:23 AM »
Naughty step for you  evil:

I am only dealing with the most urgent and embarrassing cases today. angel1
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #590 on: November 09, 2017, 09:25:30 AM »
Naughty step for you  evil:

I am only dealing with the most urgent and embarrassing cases today. angel1

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #591 on: November 09, 2017, 09:39:14 AM »
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #592 on: November 09, 2017, 09:49:46 AM »
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I am only dealing with the most urgent and embarrassing cases today. angel1

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #593 on: November 09, 2017, 09:50:29 AM »
Naughty step for you  evil:

I am only dealing with the most urgent and embarrassing cases today. angel1

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