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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #30 on: May 12, 2007, 11:51:11 AM »
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See him yourself! Well over 6 foot? Thick set? No neck to speak of? Cobweb tattoos?

I hear he is very approachable.

Thats the bugger. .  one eye in the centre of his forehead?

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« Reply #31 on: May 12, 2007, 11:52:35 AM »
No that's his little brother. The one I was thinking of has 2 eyes but only one eyebrow (right across). He works alternate nights. Catch him later.
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« Reply #32 on: May 12, 2007, 03:40:30 PM »
Dear Dr. Nick,

Mrs. Barman wants to know the name of that blonde bird that did the ?Camay? adverts and used to host the Eurovision contest?  ::)

She thinks it was Kathy Kirby ? is divorce the only answer?  rubschin:
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« Reply #33 on: May 12, 2007, 03:42:47 PM »
I cannot pin down the nature of your problem. Do you contend it was not Kathy Kirby? Are you concerned that she retains an historical interst in Kathy Kirby (a woman with a worryingly loud voice - though that doesn't narrow the field much scared2:).


Anyway, it was of course Katie Boyle. Tell her I said so and if she wants to argue the toss send her over here.
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« Reply #34 on: May 12, 2007, 03:46:16 PM »
I cannot pin down the nature of your problem. Do you contend it was not Kathy Kirby? Are you concerned that she retains an historical interst in Kathy Kirby (a woman with a worryingly loud voice - though that doesn't narrow the field much scared2:).


Anyway, it was of course Katie Boyle. Tell her I said so and if she wants to argue the toss send her over here.
Oh, of course now she knew it was Katie Boyle, she says wasn?t her skin nice?  ::)

And? was Kathy Kirby the one that sang ?secret love? in the Eurovision and can she join the Virtual Pub forum?  eeek:

About that divorce?  whistle:
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« Reply #35 on: May 12, 2007, 03:47:15 PM »
Don't look like kathy Kirby to me sailor

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« Reply #36 on: May 12, 2007, 03:49:15 PM »
Kathy Kirby did sing "Secret Love", but at such ferocious volume eeek: that people on other planets knew about it. IN the Eurovision or not I have no idea. Can we now resume the discussion of intimate personal problems please?
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« Reply #37 on: May 12, 2007, 03:49:39 PM »
Don't look like kathy Kirby to me sailor

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« Reply #38 on: May 12, 2007, 03:50:40 PM »
Kathy Kirby did sing "Secret Love", but at such ferocious volume eeek: that people on other planets knew about it. IN the Eurovision or not I have no idea. Can we now resume the discussion of intimate personal problems please?
This is my intimate personal problem?  noooo:
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« Reply #39 on: May 12, 2007, 03:52:52 PM »
YOu sir, are in denial. If all you and the Landlady can find to argue about is Katie Boyle v. kathy Kirby you are obviously sublimating deeper, yea, even subconscious, hostilities.

I may open a small therapy room next to the SNug for the more murky stuff.
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« Reply #40 on: May 12, 2007, 03:54:20 PM »
YOu sir, are in denial. If all you and the Landlady can find to argue about is Katie Boyle v. kathy Kirby you are obviously sublimating deeper, yea, even subconscious, hostilities.

I may open a small therapy room next to the SNug for the more murky stuff.
She?s bloody singing it now?  noooo:
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« Reply #41 on: May 12, 2007, 03:55:05 PM »
I know, I can hear her through the window Angry9:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #42 on: May 12, 2007, 03:56:38 PM »
. .Katie Boyle. .
She had a brother called Lance.
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« Reply #44 on: May 12, 2007, 04:12:16 PM »
Don't look like kathy Kirby to me sailor

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