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Dear Mr Owl
« on: November 13, 2017, 12:00:37 PM »
I am sure you are a very nice owl and I am pleased that you like the tree outside by bedroom window BUT STOP BLOODY HOOTING BETWEEN THREE AND FIVE EVERY MORNING. cussing: cussing: cussing:

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Re: Dear Mr Owl
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2017, 12:03:58 PM »
Ain't nature wonderful   cloud9:

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Re: Dear Mr Owl
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2017, 12:16:33 PM »
I mostly despair

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Re: Dear Mr Owl
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2017, 12:17:10 PM »
Dear Mr Nick,

I'm your morning wake up cowl you bloody ingrate!

Do you want me to start even earlier?  eveilgrin:



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Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Dear Mr Owl
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2017, 10:18:59 AM »
I am sure you are a very nice owl and I am pleased that you like the tree outside by bedroom window BUT STOP BLOODY HOOTING BETWEEN THREE AND FIVE EVERY MORNING. cussing: cussing: cussing:

Thank you

Mr Nick

Maybe he doesn't know the clocks changed...... rubschin:

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Re: Dear Mr Owl
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2017, 11:52:56 AM »
I am sure you are a very nice owl and I am pleased that you like the tree outside by bedroom window BUT STOP BLOODY HOOTING BETWEEN THREE AND FIVE EVERY MORNING. cussing: cussing: cussing:

Thank you

Mr Nick

Maybe he doesn't know the clocks changed...... rubschin:
Or just doesn't give a hoot?
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Re: Dear Mr Owl
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2017, 11:56:14 AM »
Is it his/ her mating call to you  ???

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Re: Dear Mr Owl
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2017, 04:59:57 PM »
It's prolly too young for me angel1
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Re: Dear Mr Owl
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2017, 05:12:53 PM »
I mostly despair

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Re: Dear Mr Owl
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2017, 05:15:06 PM »
I am fond of a duck egg  cloud9:
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Re: Dear Mr Owl
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2017, 05:28:54 PM »
I am sure you are a very nice owl and I am pleased that you like the tree outside by bedroom window BUT STOP BLOODY HOOTING BETWEEN THREE AND FIVE EVERY MORNING. cussing: cussing: cussing:

Thank you

Mr Nick

Maybe he doesn't know the clocks changed...... rubschin:
Or just doesn't give a hoot?
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Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Dear Mr Owl
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2017, 06:49:30 PM »
I am fond of a duck egg  cloud9:

Is that because you are quackers.....?  rubschin:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Dear Mr Owl
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2017, 07:31:05 PM »
Instead of Twit-twooo, does it by any chance just say, "twit"...?  whistle:
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Re: Dear Mr Owl
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2017, 07:33:21 PM »
Instead of Twit-twooo, does it by any chance just say, "twit"...?  whistle:

Growler warning the neighbours you say....  rubschin:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.