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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #15 on: November 09, 2017, 03:22:07 PM »
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #16 on: November 09, 2017, 03:36:24 PM »
At one tiime in his career, Nod was put in charge of new student teachers.

One, a Miss Bosomworth !, was having some problems and Nod agreed to sit in and observe her lesson. It was History, and was to be about Tudor pastimes (to 14 year old boys). He had agreed that if he felt things were not going well he would get up and open a window and this would be her cue to change tack.

When she arrived at the topic of cock-fighting  facepalm:things began to go badly awry and so Nod opened the window.

Unfortunately, this action disturbed the residents of a nearby wasps' nest  facepalm: facepalm:

A large area of the school had to be evacuated after a panic stricken Miss Bosomworth set off the fire alarm.....

I think it's safe to say that Nick and Nod are mad for each other..  lol:

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #17 on: November 09, 2017, 03:37:11 PM »
Both come and visit you in Cyprus, you say...... rubschin:
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« Reply #18 on: November 09, 2017, 03:38:10 PM »
Both come and visit you in Cyprus, you say...... rubschin:

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #19 on: November 09, 2017, 03:42:20 PM »
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #20 on: November 11, 2017, 03:20:19 PM »
At one tiime in his career, Nod was put in charge of new student teachers.

One, a Miss Bosomworth !, was having some problems and Nod agreed to sit in and observe her lesson. It was History, and was to be about Tudor pastimes (to 14 year old boys). He had agreed that if he felt things were not going well he would get up and open a window and this would be her cue to change tack.

When she arrived at the topic of cock-fighting  facepalm:things began to go badly awry and so Nod opened the window.

Unfortunately, this action disturbed the residents of a nearby wasps' nest  facepalm: facepalm:

A large area of the school had to be evacuated after a panic stricken Miss Bosomworth set off the fire alarm.....
You couldn't make it up  lol:  lol: lol:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #21 on: November 11, 2017, 07:57:03 PM »
At one tiime in his career, Nod was put in charge of new student teachers.

One, a Miss Bosomworth !, was having some problems and Nod agreed to sit in and observe her lesson. It was History, and was to be about Tudor pastimes (to 14 year old boys). He had agreed that if he felt things were not going well he would get up and open a window and this would be her cue to change tack.

When she arrived at the topic of cock-fighting  facepalm:things began to go badly awry and so Nod opened the window.

Unfortunately, this action disturbed the residents of a nearby wasps' nest  facepalm: facepalm:

A large area of the school had to be evacuated after a panic stricken Miss Bosomworth set off the fire alarm.....
You couldn't make it up  lol:  lol: lol:
The child in me nearly destroyed the keyboard at 'Miss Bosomworth'.  Turns out it's not an uncommon name  lol:
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