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Nod's Adventures
« on: October 30, 2017, 12:33:57 PM »
In my excitement about bonkers wumman I forgot to relate Nod's recent adventure.

He originates from N. Wales and, twice a year, he meets a cousin and spouse in Shrewsbury.

Saturday was one of these occasions and all three were booked into a hotel in the town.

Nod set off by train at about 1.30 and necked some wine from the train trolley.

Delayed at New Street, he decided that a pint or two were in order.

On the train to Shrewsbury he had another large collapso.

Arriving in Shrewsbury he set off to the hotel but got lost and stopped off in a pub for directions and a much needed pint ::)
At the hotel where all three were booked in the receptionist/manager said, "YOu are drunk. I will not let you stay here. Go away."

Nod knew of another hotel "round the corner" but got lost and ended up in another pub. He then found the station, boarded a train, got lost at New Street and eventually arrived home at midnight.

When his cousins arrived at the hotel and enquired if Mr Nod had checked in the manager informed them he was barred. noooo:

Nod asked me what I thought he should say to his cousins who paid to spend a night in a hotel for no reason at all  facepalm:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2017, 12:39:11 PM »
Nod asked me what I thought he should say to his cousins who paid to spend a night in a hotel for no reason at all  facepalm:

"It's Nick's fault" Instant get out of jail free card.  :thumbsup:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2017, 12:41:10 PM »
Nod asked me what I thought he should say to his cousins who paid to spend a night in a hotel for no reason at all  facepalm:

"It's Nick's fault" Instant get out of jail free card.  :thumbsup:

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2017, 12:52:41 PM »
Nod asked me what I thought he should say to his cousins who paid to spend a night in a hotel for no reason at all  facepalm:

"It's Nick's fault" Instant get out of jail free card.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2017, 12:57:20 PM »
I wasn't there cussing: cussing:

I was at the wrong lock redface:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2017, 01:12:56 PM »
I wasn't there cussing: cussing:

I was at the wrong lock redface:

With your reputation for cock ups and calamities you just need to be in the same country...  whistle:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2017, 02:01:42 PM »
I wasn't there cussing: cussing:

I was at the wrong lock redface:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2017, 02:08:13 PM »
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Nick - it's your mate that needs to be kept on the straight and narrow  lol:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2017, 02:23:25 PM »
You can see why his Mum calls me every night when we go away to make sure he is OK  noooo:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2017, 11:19:08 AM »
lol:

Nick - it's your mate that needs to be kept on the straight and narrow  lol:

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2017, 11:32:29 AM »
At one tiime in his career, Nod was put in charge of new student teachers.

One, a Miss Bosomworth !, was having some problems and Nod agreed to sit in and observe her lesson. It was History, and was to be about Tudor pastimes (to 14 year old boys). He had agreed that if he felt things were not going well he would get up and open a window and this would be her cue to change tack.

When she arrived at the topic of cock-fighting  facepalm:things began to go badly awry and so Nod opened the window.

Unfortunately, this action disturbed the residents of a nearby wasps' nest  facepalm: facepalm:

A large area of the school had to be evacuated after a panic stricken Miss Bosomworth set off the fire alarm.....

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« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2017, 12:01:34 PM »
At one tiime in his career, Nod was put in charge of new student teachers.

One, a Miss Bosomworth !, was having some problems and Nod agreed to sit in and observe her lesson. It was History, and was to be about Tudor pastimes (to 14 year old boys). He had agreed that if he felt things were not going well he would get up and open a window and this would be her cue to change tack.

When she arrived at the topic of cock-fighting  facepalm:things began to go badly awry and so Nod opened the window.

Unfortunately, this action disturbed the residents of a nearby wasps' nest  facepalm: facepalm:

A large area of the school had to be evacuated after a panic stricken Miss Bosomworth set off the fire alarm.....

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2017, 02:47:08 PM »
At one tiime in his career, Nod was put in charge of new student teachers.

One, a Miss Bosomworth !, was having some problems and Nod agreed to sit in and observe her lesson. It was History, and was to be about Tudor pastimes (to 14 year old boys). He had agreed that if he felt things were not going well he would get up and open a window and this would be her cue to change tack.

When she arrived at the topic of cock-fighting  facepalm:things began to go badly awry and so Nod opened the window.

Unfortunately, this action disturbed the residents of a nearby wasps' nest  facepalm: facepalm:

A large area of the school had to be evacuated after a panic stricken Miss Bosomworth set off the fire alarm.....

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2017, 03:20:23 PM »
At one tiime in his career, Nod was put in charge of new student teachers.

One, a Miss Bosomworth !, was having some problems and Nod agreed to sit in and observe her lesson. It was History, and was to be about Tudor pastimes (to 14 year old boys). He had agreed that if he felt things were not going well he would get up and open a window and this would be her cue to change tack.

When she arrived at the topic of cock-fighting  facepalm:things began to go badly awry and so Nod opened the window.

Unfortunately, this action disturbed the residents of a nearby wasps' nest  facepalm: facepalm:

A large area of the school had to be evacuated after a panic stricken Miss Bosomworth set off the fire alarm.....

I think it's safe to say that Nick and Nod are made for each other..  lol:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.