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Re: The all new BM's Tenants' Blog
« Reply #15 on: October 27, 2017, 10:43:39 AM »
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Re: The all new BM's Tenants' Blog
« Reply #16 on: October 27, 2017, 11:57:37 AM »
Is it time for my "tenants" joke ......... rubschin:

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Re: The all new BM's Tenants' Blog
« Reply #17 on: October 27, 2017, 11:58:37 AM »
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Re: The all new BM's Tenants' Blog
« Reply #18 on: October 27, 2017, 12:00:18 PM »
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Why do the homeless drink tenants ........ ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: The all new BM's Tenants' Blog
« Reply #19 on: October 27, 2017, 12:01:02 PM »
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Re: The all new BM's Tenants' Blog
« Reply #20 on: October 27, 2017, 12:18:30 PM »
Day 2 pm:  a man has shown up shouting about something called "a mini" and a distributor.  He said something about "pay up or I'll attack those gates".  We pointed out it looked like he already had.
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Re: The all new BM's Tenants' Blog
« Reply #21 on: October 27, 2017, 12:29:17 PM »
Being new tenants they have been exploring and pressing every button  or control device thingy in the house.

Things started whirring , clonking and clattering.

Now the electrics have blown  scared2:
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Re: The all new BM's Tenants' Blog
« Reply #22 on: October 27, 2017, 12:43:47 PM »
Day 2 pm:  a very nice Lady turned up offering to cook us some eggs.  We invited her in to join us in watching a video of Arsenal's greatest own goals.  It all went a bit quiet.
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Re: The all new BM's Tenants' Blog
« Reply #23 on: October 27, 2017, 12:50:28 PM »
Be interesting to see what happens when they meet Padlock Pockets...  lol:
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Re: The all new BM's Tenants' Blog
« Reply #24 on: October 27, 2017, 12:54:37 PM »
I don't believe it!! The Russians have pushed a sodding Post It note through the door  eeek:

It just says "BRING WODKA" .

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Re: The all new BM's Tenants' Blog
« Reply #25 on: October 27, 2017, 01:05:31 PM »
SWMBO is in tears noooo:

Post its, dead cats, clown cars, "wodka". She says she can't stand much more of this lunacy.
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Re: The all new BM's Tenants' Blog
« Reply #26 on: October 27, 2017, 02:54:32 PM »
And the neighbours!! They say the clown family were regular guests and as far as they can recall through the haze of wodka were OK and "no stranger" than everyone else round here.

We had to drink toasts to mother Russia, Putin, the Queen, Theresa May and about 20 other obscure oligarchs. They hinted darkly about their enemies in Russia and showed me their elaborate security systems and weaponry. It's like a fvcking arsenal in there. SWMBO is terrified, or was until she passed out. Mr Unpronounceable helped me carry her back but he had the head end and kept dropping her, so concussion seems likely.

I am coming to the conclusion that Cyprus is a madhouse.
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Re: The all new BM's Tenants' Blog
« Reply #27 on: October 27, 2017, 03:21:29 PM »
Taking them out to dinner tonight...  whistle:
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Re: The all new BM's Tenants' Blog
« Reply #28 on: October 27, 2017, 03:22:17 PM »
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Re: The all new BM's Tenants' Blog
« Reply #29 on: October 27, 2017, 03:34:26 PM »
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