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Wedding inivite horror
« on: October 20, 2017, 05:07:17 PM »
Lunch today with old friend Ruth.
SHe is getting married in April
I am invited to the select wedding. Only 10 people  angel1
Awkward, as wedding is Thursday p.m. in Arundel with big party Saturday in Arundel
Three nights in Arundel
Sodding expensive, but still...

Today she reveals:

1. A friend of hers was invited but wished to bring her ex-husband. He is not welcome. So friend is allowed to bring a Plus One. Friend chooses me on the basis of a photo and a previous meet somewhere or other. So that is why I am going evil:
I know her, She is the size of a fvcking whale. scared2: scared2:
2. We discuss accommodation. They have a deal with a pub. The pub has five rooms and the 10 guests will be put in those for three days.  Hang on. 10 guests. Five rooms. Does that mean shar...........??

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAagh




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Re: Wedding inivite horror
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2017, 05:09:34 PM »
Lunch today with old friend Ruth.
SHe is getting married in April
I am invited to the select wedding. Only 10 people  angel1
Awkward, as wedding is Thursday p.m. in Arundel with big party Saturday in Arundel
Three nights in Arundel
Sodding expensive, but still...

Today she reveals:

1. A friend of hers was invited but wished to bring her ex-husband. He is not welcome. So friend is allowed to bring a Plus One. Friend chooses me on the basis of a photo and a previous meet somewhere or other. So that is why I am going evil:
I know her, She is the size of a fvcking whale. scared2: scared2:
2. We discuss accommodation. They have a deal with a pub. The pub has five rooms and the 10 guests will be put in those for three days.  Hang on. 10 guests. Five rooms. Does that mean shar...........??

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAagh

"Thar she blows"
I mostly despair

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Re: Wedding inivite horror
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2017, 05:12:17 PM »
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Re: Wedding inivite horror
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2017, 05:13:11 PM »
Lunch today with old friend Ruth.
SHe is getting married in April
I am invited to the select wedding. Only 10 people  angel1
Awkward, as wedding is Thursday p.m. in Arundel with big party Saturday in Arundel
Three nights in Arundel
Sodding expensive, but still...

Today she reveals:

1. A friend of hers was invited but wished to bring her ex-husband. He is not welcome. So friend is allowed to bring a Plus One. Friend chooses me on the basis of a photo and a previous meet somewhere or other. So that is why I am going evil:
I know her, She is the size of a fvcking whale. scared2: scared2:
2. We discuss accommodation. They have a deal with a pub. The pub has five rooms and the 10 guests will be put in those for three days.  Hang on. 10 guests. Five rooms. Does that mean shar...........??

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAagh

"Thar she blows"

Ahoy there Mouldy Dick!

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Re: Wedding inivite horror
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2017, 05:13:37 PM »
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Re: Wedding inivite horror
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2017, 05:34:24 PM »
You obviously made an impression  lol:

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Re: Wedding inivite horror
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Re: Wedding inivite horror
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2017, 05:42:11 PM »
1. A friend of hers was invited but wished to bring her ex-husband. He is not welcome. So friend is allowed to bring a Plus One. Friend chooses me on the basis of a photo and a previous meet somewhere or other. So that is why I am going evil:
I know her, She is the size of a fvcking whale. scared2: scared2:
2. We discuss accommodation. They have a deal with a pub. The pub has five rooms and the 10 guests will be put in those for three days.  Hang on. 10 guests. Five rooms. Does that mean shar...........??

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAagh

She wanted to bring her ex husband knowing that they would end up sharing a room? Sounds like you may have even bigger problems if he gets it into his head that the only thing stopping them from getting back together again is some aging ginger lothario...  whistle:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Wedding inivite horror
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2017, 05:44:51 PM »
Weirdly, she lives with her ex-husband!!
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Re: Wedding inivite horror
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2017, 05:47:14 PM »
Sounds like ex in name only then, hope you have fun being portrayed as the 'other' man during the wedding and reception...  whistle:

*Takes black suit to cleaners just in case*

Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Wedding inivite horror
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2017, 05:48:02 PM »
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Re: Wedding inivite horror
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2017, 05:51:46 PM »
Could even end up turning into an impromptu double wedding...  whistle:

Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Wedding inivite horror
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2017, 07:31:27 PM »
Sounds like ex in name only then, hope you have fun being portrayed as the 'other' man during the wedding and reception...  whistle:

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Re: Wedding inivite horror
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2017, 07:32:18 PM »
Is it time for my 'find the right crease' joke?







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Re: Wedding inivite horror
« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2017, 08:10:52 PM »
Sounds like ex in name only then, hope you have fun being portrayed as the 'other' man during the wedding and reception...  whistle:

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Seeing as it is Nick good point well made.  :thumbsup:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.