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Nod's Dream
« on: September 10, 2017, 02:42:58 PM »
Nod was wondering how the world would be if we walked on all fours.  rubschin:

I suggested lower doors and ceilings.

Any other views?

I favour the return of prehensile tails. It's a fetish, perhaps, but they could be fun  eyes:
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Re: Nod's Dream
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2017, 03:18:05 PM »
Nod was wondering how the world would be if we walked on all fours.  rubschin:

I suggested lower doors and ceilings.

Any other views?

I favour the return of prehensile tails. It's a fetish, perhaps, but they could be fun  eyes:
noooo:  we could have an all new Nick's fetishes thread

But to your question:  Back Quacks would go out of business, Tescos would have to let us crawl up their shelves to get that last packet of whatever and the biscuit tin contraception method might never get mentioned again
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Re: Nod's Dream
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2017, 03:23:31 PM »
With tails Tesco could provide climbing frames  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2017, 03:27:36 PM »
Buy shares in shoe companies!  Thumbs:
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Re: Nod's Dream
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2017, 03:30:05 PM »
And gloves......... rubschin:
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« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2017, 03:44:32 PM »
And gloves......... rubschin:

You wouldn't have hands, you'd have another two feet... ::)

Hence a doubling of the shoe requirement...

Glove manufacturers would go the same way as buggy whip makers...
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Re: Nod's Dream
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2017, 03:51:16 PM »
I am fixated on prehensile tails  redface:
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« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2017, 03:52:43 PM »
I am fixated on prehensile tails  redface:

Tail combs... that is where you need to put your money... and shoes...  Thumbs:
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Re: Nod's Dream
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2017, 03:55:18 PM »
Tail parlours. I could make pom-poms a fashion. rubschin:
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Re: Nod's Dream
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2017, 06:03:04 PM »
'Dogging' might need to be renamed
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Re: Nod's Dream
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2017, 06:09:33 PM »
Mt Thread?  noooo:
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Re: Nod's Dream
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2017, 06:59:59 PM »
Tail parlours. I could make pom-poms a fashion. rubschin:

I'm not sure that there is medication strong enough to make you a fashion icon Nick...  noooo:
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« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2017, 07:02:32 PM »
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Re: Nod's Dream
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2017, 08:39:23 PM »
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Nod's Dream
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2017, 10:20:44 PM »
Does Nod prefer to walk on his knuckles because he is afraid of heights ?
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