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PICNIC
« on: August 10, 2017, 08:40:43 AM »
Nod calls. My computer won't do anything. I can't open my e mail. And I can't use the intermong
Me: I have some time tomorrow morning. I can come round and have a look. What browser do you use?
Nod: Eh?
Me: IE, Chrome, Firefox?
Nod: What?
Me: OK, what antivirus have you got installed?
Nod: Eh?
Me: Do you ever run any maintenance programmes on it?
Nod: Um
Me: How old is it?
Nod: 9 years

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Re: PICNIC
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2017, 08:42:20 AM »
Nod calls. My computer won't do anything. I can't open my e mail. And I can't use the intermong
Me: I have some time tomorrow morning. I can come round and have a look. What browser do you use?
Nod: Eh?
Me: IE, Chrome, Firefox?
Nod: What?
Me: OK, what antivirus have you got installed?
Nod: Eh?
Me: Do you ever run any maintenance programmes on it?
Nod: Um
Me: How old is it?
Nod: 9 years

I may have to take him shopping  noooo:

All of a sudden the phrase "In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is king" comes to mind....  noooo:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: PICNIC
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2017, 08:43:13 AM »
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Re: PICNIC
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2017, 08:48:20 AM »
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: PICNIC
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2017, 09:16:04 AM »
Nod calls. My computer won't do anything. I can't open my e mail. And I can't use the intermong
Me: I have some time tomorrow morning. I can come round and have a look. What browser do you use?
Nod: Eh?
Me: IE, Chrome, Firefox?
Nod: What?
Me: OK, what antivirus have you got installed?
Nod: Eh?
Me: Do you ever run any maintenance programmes on it?
Nod: Um
Me: How old is it?
Nod: 9 years

I may have to take him shopping  noooo:
Get him an Etch-a-Sketch, he'll never know the difference
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: PICNIC
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2017, 09:19:09 AM »
He probably couldn't werk that either  noooo:
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Re: PICNIC
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2017, 09:28:02 AM »
Nod calls. My computer won't do anything. I can't open my e mail. And I can't use the intermong
Me: I have some time tomorrow morning. I can come round and have a look. What browser do you use?
Nod: Eh?
Me: IE, Chrome, Firefox?
Nod: What?
Me: OK, what antivirus have you got installed?
Nod: Eh?
Me: Do you ever run any maintenance programmes on it?
Nod: Um
Me: How old is it?
Nod: 9 years

I may have to take him shopping  noooo:

All of a sudden the phrase "In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is king" comes to mind....  noooo:

The blind leading the blind more like...  noooo:
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Re: PICNIC
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2017, 09:28:34 AM »
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