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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #345 on: October 25, 2017, 05:52:20 PM »
Religion  noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #346 on: October 25, 2017, 06:41:42 PM »
Religion  noooo:

It's easy to get all steamed up over a belief...  redface:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #347 on: October 25, 2017, 10:44:43 PM »
Religion  noooo:

It's easy to get all steamed up over a belief...  redface:
Wok was he thinking?
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #348 on: October 29, 2017, 12:01:00 PM »
Got another candidate for you Mr Darwin sir, looks like he's been able to escape your notice for a while now...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5027899/Barefoot-bushman-confronts-4-5m-croc-mauled-hand.html

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #349 on: October 29, 2017, 12:09:39 PM »
Got another candidate for you Mr Darwin sir, looks like he's been able to escape your notice for a while now...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5027899/Barefoot-bushman-confronts-4-5m-croc-mauled-hand.html

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Bloody nutter  noooo: noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #350 on: October 29, 2017, 01:56:30 PM »
Got another candidate for you Mr Darwin sir, looks like he's been able to escape your notice for a while now...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5027899/Barefoot-bushman-confronts-4-5m-croc-mauled-hand.html

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Still it wrecked his sex life for a fair while
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #351 on: November 22, 2017, 04:05:37 PM »
Darwin I don't know how you managed it but this time you may have excelled yourself. A flat earther who doesn't believe in science has build a steam powered rocket out of scrap metal apparently capable of travelling at 500mph in order to launch himself a mile into the atmosphere and prove the 'round earth conspiracy'.  happy001





https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/11/21/this-man-is-about-to-launch-himself-in-his-homemade-rocket-to-prove-the-earth-is-flat/?utm_term=.9e0ba1807485
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #352 on: November 22, 2017, 04:16:08 PM »
Darwin I don't know how you managed it but this time you may have excelled yourself. A flat earther who doesn't believe in science has build a steam powered rocket out of scrap metal apparently capable of travelling at 500mph in order to launch himself a mile into the atmosphere and prove the 'round earth conspiracy'.  happy001





[url]https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/11/21/this-man-is-about-to-launch-himself-in-his-homemade-rocket-to-prove-the-earth-is-flat/?utm_term=.9e0ba1807485[/url]


I... I... I'm lost for werds...  noooo:

Her doesn't think that taking a short commercial flight at 37,000 feet or so might be a simpler and safer way to prove or disprove his theory...?  noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #353 on: November 22, 2017, 04:18:13 PM »
Darwin I don't know how you managed it but this time you may have excelled yourself. A flat earther who doesn't believe in science has build a steam powered rocket out of scrap metal apparently capable of travelling at 500mph in order to launch himself a mile into the atmosphere and prove the 'round earth conspiracy'.  happy001





[url]https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/11/21/this-man-is-about-to-launch-himself-in-his-homemade-rocket-to-prove-the-earth-is-flat/?utm_term=.9e0ba1807485[/url]


I... I... I'm lost for werds...  noooo:

Her doesn't think that taking a short commercial flight at 37,000 feet or so might be a simpler and safer way to prove or disprove his theory...?  noooo:


Apparently you can't fly much higher than a mile up as you bounce off the 'air dome'  noooo:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #354 on: November 22, 2017, 04:25:50 PM »
Darwin I don't know how you managed it but this time you may have excelled yourself. A flat earther who doesn't believe in science has build a steam powered rocket out of scrap metal apparently capable of travelling at 500mph in order to launch himself a mile into the atmosphere and prove the 'round earth conspiracy'.  happy001





[url]https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/11/21/this-man-is-about-to-launch-himself-in-his-homemade-rocket-to-prove-the-earth-is-flat/?utm_term=.9e0ba1807485[/url]


I... I... I'm lost for werds...  noooo:

Her doesn't think that taking a short commercial flight at 37,000 feet or so might be a simpler and safer way to prove or disprove his theory...?  noooo:

The airlines are all in on the conspiracy and airliners have VR windows
I mostly despair

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #355 on: November 22, 2017, 04:35:11 PM »
Darwin I don't know how you managed it but this time you may have excelled yourself. A flat earther who doesn't believe in science has build a steam powered rocket out of scrap metal apparently capable of travelling at 500mph in order to launch himself a mile into the atmosphere and prove the 'round earth conspiracy'.  happy001





[url]https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/11/21/this-man-is-about-to-launch-himself-in-his-homemade-rocket-to-prove-the-earth-is-flat/?utm_term=.9e0ba1807485[/url]


I... I... I'm lost for werds...  noooo:

Her doesn't think that taking a short commercial flight at 37,000 feet or so might be a simpler and safer way to prove or disprove his theory...?  noooo:

The airlines are all in on the conspiracy and airliners have VR windows


Are you sure you should be sharing secrets from the 'lodge' Mr Darwin sir?  scared2:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #356 on: November 22, 2017, 05:09:33 PM »
Darwin I don't know how you managed it but this time you may have excelled yourself. A flat earther who doesn't believe in science has build a steam powered rocket out of scrap metal apparently capable of travelling at 500mph in order to launch himself a mile into the atmosphere and prove the 'round earth conspiracy'.  happy001





[url]https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/11/21/this-man-is-about-to-launch-himself-in-his-homemade-rocket-to-prove-the-earth-is-flat/?utm_term=.9e0ba1807485[/url]


I... I... I'm lost for werds...  noooo:

Her doesn't think that taking a short commercial flight at 37,000 feet or so might be a simpler and safer way to prove or disprove his theory...?  noooo:

The airlines are all in on the conspiracy and airliners have VR windows


Are you sure you should be sharing secrets from the 'lodge' Mr Darwin sir?  scared2:
scared2:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #357 on: November 22, 2017, 08:01:03 PM »
Darwin I don't know how you managed it but this time you may have excelled yourself. A flat earther who doesn't believe in science has build a steam powered rocket out of scrap metal apparently capable of travelling at 500mph in order to launch himself a mile into the atmosphere and prove the 'round earth conspiracy'.  happy001





[url]https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/11/21/this-man-is-about-to-launch-himself-in-his-homemade-rocket-to-prove-the-earth-is-flat/?utm_term=.9e0ba1807485[/url]


I... I... I'm lost for werds...  noooo:

Her doesn't think that taking a short commercial flight at 37,000 feet or so might be a simpler and safer way to prove or disprove his theory...?  noooo:

The airlines are all in on the conspiracy and airliners have VR windows


Are you sure you should be sharing secrets from the 'lodge' Mr Darwin sir?  scared2:
scared2:


*Sends black suit to cleaners.....*  noooo:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #358 on: November 22, 2017, 10:41:12 PM »
That supposed rocket makes that supposed F1 car from the other week seem like the bees knees

And wot BM said  :thumbsup:

And wot Darwin said:   rubschin:  I thought the windows were real it was everything inside the plane that was VR esp the passengers. 
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #359 on: November 26, 2017, 01:56:16 AM »
It appears that his attempt will be delayed as he's been banned from launching on public land...  rubschin:

https://gizmodo.com/flat-earth-researcher-told-he-cant-blast-himself-into-t-1820735736
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.