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20 years of the Darwin Awards
« on: December 13, 2014, 09:54:42 AM »
For going above and beyond in his efforts to cleanse the gene pool Darwin deserves a medal, or at the very least a bottle or Ardberg from BM's stash in the cellar.  :thumbsup:

Stopping idiots like this from being able to reproduce can only be a good thing.  lol:

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A Wisconsin man had a longstanding erotic game with his wife where she would place the barrel of an unloaded shotgun against his scrotum and he would tell her to pull the trigger.
This time, the imminent arrival of one of his wife’s friends seems to have made them rush, because the gun was loaded. The man survived, earning a rare Living Darwin Award for his self-exclusion from the human gene pool.


 eeek: eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11288563/The-Darwin-Awards-20-years-of-lethal-stupidity.html
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2014, 10:15:24 AM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2014, 10:33:33 AM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2014, 11:10:02 AM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2014, 11:17:07 AM »
I mostly despair

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2014, 11:44:18 AM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2014, 01:13:12 PM »
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2015, 12:47:06 PM »
Looks like another one join the list

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-30759090

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Two men are feared to have drowned in severe weather in the sea off the Brighton coast, the Maritime and Coastguard Agency has said.

They were among four men who had gone into the water overnight . . .

Sussex Police said they believed the second man to have been swept out to sea had gone to the rescue of the first.



What an utter fuckwit taking a rescuer with him  evil:

Moral:  if you see a drowning fuckwit just  point:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2015, 03:19:58 PM »
Looks like another one join the list

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-30759090

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Two men are feared to have drowned in severe weather in the sea off the Brighton coast, the Maritime and Coastguard Agency has said.

They were among four men who had gone into the water overnight . . .

Sussex Police said they believed the second man to have been swept out to sea had gone to the rescue of the first.



What an utter fuckwit taking a rescuer with him  evil:

Moral:  if you see a drowning fuckwit just  point:



It was in Brighton don't forget . . .

Brighton Police said: "John Fitzpatrick drowned in rough seas off the pier tonight. Sadly his friend, Patrick Fitzjohn, also died attempting a failed rescue . . ."
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2015, 04:27:53 PM »
Looks like another one join the list

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-30759090

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Two men are feared to have drowned in severe weather in the sea off the Brighton coast, the Maritime and Coastguard Agency has said.

They were among four men who had gone into the water overnight . . .

Sussex Police said they believed the second man to have been swept out to sea had gone to the rescue of the first.



What an utter fuckwit taking a rescuer with him  evil:

Moral:  if you see a drowning fuckwit just  point:



It was in Brighton don't forget . . .

Brighton Police said: "John Fitzpatrick drowned in rough seas off the pier tonight. Sadly his friend, Patrick Fitzjohn, also died attempting a failed rescue . . ."


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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2015, 04:57:20 PM »
Looks like another one join the list

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-30759090

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Two men are feared to have drowned in severe weather in the sea off the Brighton coast, the Maritime and Coastguard Agency has said.

They were among four men who had gone into the water overnight . . .

Sussex Police said they believed the second man to have been swept out to sea had gone to the rescue of the first.



What an utter fuckwit taking a rescuer with him  evil:

Moral:  if you see a drowning fuckwit just  point:



It was in Brighton don't forget . . .

Brighton Police said: "John Fitzpatrick drowned in rough seas off the pier tonight. Sadly his friend, Patrick Fitzjohn, also died attempting a failed rescue . . ."


You mean he was trying to pull him out of the water?
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2015, 05:24:44 PM »
Looks like another one join the list

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-30759090

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Two men are feared to have drowned in severe weather in the sea off the Brighton coast, the Maritime and Coastguard Agency has said.

They were among four men who had gone into the water overnight . . .

Sussex Police said they believed the second man to have been swept out to sea had gone to the rescue of the first.



What an utter fuckwit taking a rescuer with him  evil:

Moral:  if you see a drowning fuckwit just  point:



It was in Brighton don't forget . . .

Brighton Police said: "John Fitzpatrick drowned in rough seas off the pier tonight. Sadly his friend, Patrick Fitzjohn, also died attempting a failed rescue . . ."


You mean he was trying to pull him out of the water?


Probably beating him off . . .     whistle:
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!