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Offline Baldy

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Re: Mr Nick's new car
« Reply #120 on: February 13, 2015, 10:08:05 AM »
A mate of mine runs an M.O.T. station in Blighty. He has a roll of wiper blade rubber.

"Every fool that comes here gets new wiper blades, they cost me about 10 pence per blade....that pays for my apartment and air fares to Cyprus."

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Re: Mr Nick's new car
« Reply #121 on: March 02, 2015, 03:58:26 PM »
Dropped Jim off at the car hospital earlier. They are operating at 8.30  sad24: sad24:  They reckon he will be well enough to go to Scunny by about 4.00  scared2: scared2:
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Re: Mr Nick's new car
« Reply #122 on: March 02, 2015, 03:59:52 PM »
Dropped Jim off at the car hospital earlier. They are operating at 8.30  sad24: sad24:  They reckon he will be well enough to go to Scunny by about 4.00  scared2: scared2:

I hope you moved enough cash today....... noooo:

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Re: Mr Nick's new car
« Reply #123 on: March 02, 2015, 04:04:54 PM »
No need  cloud9:  Service and MOT is about 150 and the brake pipe total replacement is a mere 162  cloud9:

He will be like a new Jim  cloud9:

I took him for a Bulgarian valet today too so he is all shiny and fresh, like  cloud9:
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Re: Mr Nick's new car
« Reply #124 on: March 02, 2015, 07:30:51 PM »
No need  cloud9:  Service and MOT is about 150 and the brake pipe total replacement is a mere 162  cloud9:

He will be like a new Jim  cloud9:

I took him for a Bulgarian valet today too so he is all shiny and fresh, like  cloud9:
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we await news of his Op with baited breath (and many obvious jokes)
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